You Couldn't Measure My dikk With Six Rulers

[Panthro11]

A man dressed as a giant 7ft penis has been arrested by police after women complained he had been harassing them.

Military Police in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil, arrested the man dressed as the giant phallus in the city centre on Sunday for 'acting suspiciously'.

A picture of the arrest shows the man wearing an inflatable manhood costume and a pair of flip-flops being led away peacefully by an officer.

Just the man's feet and rather glum face can be seen as the officer - with a baton tucked under his arm - takes him into custody.

Carnival goers in the city told police he had been using his costume to chase women taking part in the city's parades, local media reported.





Man dressed as 7ft penis is arrested for harassing women

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

officer gay as fukk

Aint no way I’m putting hands on a another man disguised as a big peen

 

[TEH]

Nasty

 

[Doobie Doo]

Harassing women, that guy is a dikk

 

[StackBundles]

He must have aroused the officer too. Look at that dikk tucked under his left arm all erect. Brazil really is a jungle

 

[bigdaddy88]

fukking dikkhead

 

[Hathaway]

A picture of the arrest shows the man wearing an inflatable manhood costume and a pair of flip-flops

Carnival goers in the city told police he had been using his costume to chase women taking part in the city's parades

 

[Panthro11]

officer gay as fukk

Aint no way I’m putting hands on a another man disguised as a big peen

Glad there was no beating of the suspect

 

[Charlie Hustle]

What does that officer have a crooked smile on his face while he has both hands on that dikk

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Goat title

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Officers can't wait to get that costume back to the station. shyt will be getting rented out from evidence like lock up is party city.

 

[NoMorePie]

Wife: "hey honey, how was your day? "

Officer: "oh it was nothing unusual. I arrested this one guy... He was a real dikk."

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Glad there was no beating of the suspect

 

[Afrodroid]

Glad there was no beating of the suspect

Yeah, can’t imagine them beating the dikk in broad daylight

 

[Jaylen Tatum]

Notice it's a black dikk