You Driving Down This Road?

[Son Goku]

Hold your arms up just like that the next time you’re about to go under.

 

[DonRe]

Fam said he aint too good at floating either. Hilarious.

That shyt wild. Seems more practical for places that need it but dont necessarily need to spend billions and yrs to build a fukkin bridge

 

[MR. SNIFLES]

SURE.

 

[WhatsGoodTy]

Imagine taking the wrong turn into that

 

[O.T.I.S.]

 

[Indeed]

I'm good

 

[KBtheKey]

nikka for what? Ima take the long way around, even if i get there tomorrow

 

[Jean Jacket]

Looks fun.

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

I thought this was going to be about some hood spot with goons on the sidewalks

 

[east]

seems fun, i'd even go down a road like in the vid below... just me and one of my favorite machines, skill meets precision engineering, cheating death

 

[King_Kamala61]

Do it for bragging rights at the next family function to ya Uncle Theo that stay talkin' beacoup shyt "Hey Unc...Man I had to drive over some floating planks in Loas, while I moved this art...shyt wasn't pretty."

He then get triggered accidently, "I was sent to Vietnam! The shyt wasn't fun! " Now you sitting there with ya thick ass Auntie Shequana from Houston, that you knew was a freak on the low. You aint give a fukk if it was ya Uncle's lady. Her elbows black and she keep giving you a dressed cornbread to eat. And asking if you want more after each bite. She doing this in front of family. So you get up and geaux to the bathroom in the back and she stops you. She shows you her elbows..says she admires my devotion to the research. And she says, "Paint me as a Goddess"
"Yella bone, Red bone, Midnight Velvet, Caramel, Orange, Redd, Blacc all with Black Elbows and freckles with braces, gray hairs, pidgeon toed, natural hair, wide nose, big lips, West African mask piece face, top heavy, shaped like a capital P, large black areolae goddesses like my Auntie"


-"Dirty J's Smut Life Chronicles: Thicc Auntie" page 61 Chapter 14 Verse 77

 

[Methodical]

That ain't fukking road.

I'm not driving on that shyt

 

[NoMorePie]

He'll no. Then some dumbass be tryna overtake going 20 over the speed limit acting like everythings good