You eat plants, but now the plants can eat you, brehs

[Buckeye Fever]

granny can I have seconds

With today's society, it's a badge of honor to look like that the way these dudes brag about eatin' pússy and àss

Shít, I used to be extra cautious suckin' títties. Chicks used to ask me "what's the alcohol pads for?"

Me: "Lift ya shirt"

 

[Mandarin Duck]

Serious question: Don’t caskets decompose eventually?

Is speed the selling point of this?

 

[maxamusa]

With today's society, it's a badge of honor to look like that the way these dudes brag about eatin' pússy and àss

Shít, I used to be extra cautious suckin' títties. Chicks used to ask me "what's the alcohol pads for?"

Me: "Lift ya shirt"

LMFAO IM HOWLING



MY GUY WAS SUCKING TITTIES IN SCRUBS LMFAO

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

I thought of this 10 years ago.

You don’t even need a real facility like that.

 

[Belize King]

I thought about becoming a mango tree. I’d have to be buried in Belize though. Mango trees and live for up to 300 years.

My family would be eating for generations. Don’t ask me how.

 

[Strapped]

Just bury me 6 feet no coffin

 

[010101]

turn me into jewelry*

 

[Methodical]

Classic film. Pam and Gina in that film

 

[7th Letter Specialist]

Thread instantly reminded me of venus fly traps

Instantly thought of Little Shop of Horrors

Edit: Damn we old asf, why we ALL say the same shiit