You eva wipe your @ss after taking a sh!t and there was no doodoo on the toilet paper

[flea]

did i just take a phantom shyt? :vince:

the fukk's up with that?

 

[bigmac]

 

[Friend]

Thats how you know you just had a clean shyt breh


You're very healthy my nigg

 

[AffordableSuplexReviews]

That there is one of the better feelings in life.

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

 

[Ray Jesus]

did i just take a phantom shyt?

never heard of this before

what about a ninja piss?? when you piss on the side of the bowl instead of directly into the water so it doesn't make any sound

 

[R.O. Double]

 

[flea]

never heard of this before

what about a ninja piss?? when you piss on the side of the bowl instead of directly into the water so it doesn't make any sound

that is indeed a ninja piss my good man. i do that when my shy bladder is acting like a faq so when i finally do piss the cocksucker behind the stall isn't thinking, "it took this nikka this long to pee??"

 

[Melt_Man]

I live for this

 

[awkwardblackgirl]

Yurp.

 

[concise]

That's how you know everything is functioning optimally.

 

[Black]

It's called a "Ghost shyt" and it is dope as fukk.

 

[stealthbomber]

how about wiping and accidentally getting some on your finger




























































































*sniffs*

 

[FrankieLymon757]

GRAND OPENING...GRAND CLOSING !!!

 

[Metta World Movement]

*guts start bubbling*

*race to bathroom, sits on toilet*

*awaits dropping of dookie with the face*
*only a big fart comes out, and nothing else*

*shytty feeling is gone*

me: