You Ever Been At Someone’s House And Accidentally Seen Someone Naked You Weren’t Supposed To?

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

It’s happened a few times but oddly enough it also happened at my own apartment. I had a railroad apartment that I was renting out the living room of. Long story short the shyt went sour when the bytch claimed broke and couldn’t pay rent. I fought tooth & nail but I found out the sad reality of trying to kick someone out in NYC. So while being forced to coexist she brought her cousin over one weekend. I guess they were getting ready to go somewhere at the moment. I leave my room to go to the kitchen and I see this bytches cousin in nothing but a g string trying to pick out her clothes. Naturally the shyt caught me off guard but she didn’t flinch at all. It was almost like I was more thrown off about it than she was. I never slowed down to look but maybe I should have since everything in there should have been considered mine. The cousin looked like Christina Milian with frizzy hair, flat stomach, small t*ts & ASS (ironic considering her “cousin” looked like Michael Cage)

 

[Born2BKing]

When I was in 9th grade, I went to my homeboy crib after school to shoot the shyt and when I walked past his mama room, she had the door open and was laying there booty buck naked. All I saw was a big ol caramel booty and thick thighs. My boy was distracted so he didn't notice, but I sure as hell did. Mama had a dog ass.

 

[Standing on business]

Yep, accidentally saw my homeboy naked before he got in the shower. I didn’t know he was in he restroom and the door was unlocked.

 

[Heretic]

Yep, accidentally saw my homeboy naked before he got in the shower. I didn’t know he was in he restroom and the door was unlocked.

never in my life have I ever had this happen. This is with growing up with an older brother, even in college with male roommates. This only happens if you want it to.

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

When I was in 9th grade, I went to my homeboy crib after school to shoot the shyt and when I walked past his mama room, she had the door up and was laying there booty buck naked. All I saw was a big ol caramel booty and thick thighs. My boy was distracted so he didn't notice, but I sure as hell did. Mama had a dog ass.

bhahahaha

 

[-DMP-]

I think I saw a pic of my friends mom naked way back in the day. I forgot how tho. It was a Polaroid so the pic had been taken a while back, when she was younger.

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

It’s happened a few times but oddly enough it also happened at my own apartment. I had a railroad apartment that I was renting out the living room of. Long story short the shyt went sour when the bytch claimed broke and couldn’t pay rent. I fought tooth & nail but I found out the sad reality of trying to kick someone out in NYC. So while being forced to coexist she brought her cousin over one weekend. I guess they were getting ready to go somewhere at the moment. I leave my room to go to the kitchen and I see this bytches cousin in nothing but a g string trying to pick out her clothes. Naturally the shyt caught me off guard but she didn’t flinch at all. It was almost like I was more thrown off about it than she was. I never slowed down to look but maybe I should have since everything in there should have been considered mine. The cousin looked like Christina Milian with frizzy hair, flat stomach, small t*ts & ASS (ironic considering her “cousin” looked like Michael Cage)

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

I think I saw a pic of my friends mom naked way back in the day. I forgot how tho. It was a Polaroid so the pic had been taken a while back, when she was younger.

Freak shyt

 

[Claudex]

That lil' b was hot AF.

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Yep, accidentally saw my homeboy naked before he got in the shower. I didn’t know he was in he restroom and the door was unlocked.

Shocking….

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I don’t think so or not that I can remember

Only thing close was my homeboy was showing me some old family pics about his bday. There was a chick turned around posing from the back wearing all white and I was like “damn… who is that??”

nikka looked at me like “Thats my lil sister nikka “…


And she was in the next room over and heard it


There was always “something” there but we never did nothing because that was his fam and she was a lil wild for me.

She actually was actually in a city I was stationed at and had plans to meet up but I flaked out for a couple reasons

 

[benjamin]

slept over a white friends house in highschool, we would be up playing playstation 1 all night and eat pizza..his white mom had a black boyfriend and i woke up at like 1 in the morning to piss and mom and her boyfriend where coming up the stairs but they didnt see me, breh smacked her on the ass and slammed the bedroom door shut..my boy was sleep so i just tip toed to the bedroom and sat on the floor with my ear to the door..heard his moms slurping breh up and then heard breh smashing from the back, the sound of that bootymeat smackin and breh was pounding had me so i started rubbing my dikk, the audacity of his mom to know her son had a friend over and she was screaming and moaning how she was was too much for a young 13 year old benjamin, i had to get minesstood up and started beating my meat to the rhythm of breh and after 10 mins heard him say "HOE IM COMING " and i whispered "me too..shot my nut on the bedroom door and went back to bed..the next monring me and my boy was walking downstairs and he noticed a stain in front of his moms bedroom door, he said wtf and i hit the and passed him and went downstairs

 

[CashmereThoughts]

she didn’t flinch at all. It was almost like I was more thrown off about it than she was.

She was gonna let you hit that

 

[Dirty D]

Michael Cage

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

slept over a white friends house in highschool, we would be up playing playstation 1 all night and eat pizza..his white mom had a black boyfriend and i woke up at like 1 in the morning to piss and mom and her boyfriend where coming up the stairs but they didnt see me, breh smacked her on the ass and slammed the bedroom door shut..my boy was sleep so i just tip toed to the bedroom and sat on the floor with my ear to the door..heard his moms slurping breh up and then heard breh smashing from the back, the sound of that bootymeat smackin and breh was pounding had me so i started rubbing my dikk, the audacity of his mom to know her son had a friend over and she was screaming and moaning how she was was too much for a young 13 year old benjamin, i had to get minesstood up and started beating my meat to the rhythm of breh and after 10 mins heard him say "HOE IM COMING " and i whispered "me too..shot my nut on the bedroom door and went back to bed..the next monring me and my boy was walking downstairs and he noticed a stain in front of his moms bedroom door, he said wtf and i hit the and passed him and went downstairs

Breh why did you talk so much about the breh in this experience?