You Ever Been At Someone’s House And Accidentally Seen Someone Naked You Weren’t Supposed To?

[The Solid One]

When I was in 8th or 9th grade I had a friend who I used hang out with all the time. He never liked going home and after school or on weekends he always wanted to hang out at our place or whatever but never liked going home. We thought maybe he was being abused or something at home or whatever but he seemed pretty normal except not wanting to go home right away. Anyways we finally got a chance to go to his place to play video games. His older sister was also there and we were in the living room when suddenly his mom came into the living room on her way to the kitchen wearing a bathrobe. That robe really wasn't covering anything because her ass cheeks were poking out and you could see her breasts poking out. Me and another friend were like while my friend and his sister were like .

He was like "mom can you put some clothes on?!" She said "these little nikkas dikks probably don't stand up anyways!" and opened up her rob to show her titties and p*ssy and then closed her robe and went back to her room. We were like and my friend was like .

We later found out the mom's boyfriend was secretly fukking his sister. When the mom confronted her about it, the sister beat the shyt out of the mom and they eventually moved out of the city.

feel sorry for your friend.

 

[richaveli83]

feel sorry for your friend.

For the past ten years since I first got Facebook, I've been trying to find the dude just to chop it up but no luck. Haven't seen dude in over twenty years and I'm generally curious about how him and his family are doing.

 

[TallMan_J]

at my ex's house...went to use the bathroom...the door was opened a crack so i opened it and her moms was sitting on the toilet taking a shyt

Y’all nikkas got me rolling, man.

 

[TallMan_J]

I’ve got stories of me getting caught smashing chicks when I was a teenager (once by her older sister), but I don’t really have any recollection of accidentally seeing other people naked.


I’ve accidentally seen my parents naked in the bathroom, but I’ve successfully done everything possible to remove those experiences from my memory.

 

[FaTaL]

at my ex's house...went to use the bathroom...the door was opened a crack so i opened it and her moms was sitting on the toilet taking a shyt

 

[Wildin]

Twice.

Same kids parents to.

I was like 7 at my neighbors crib. We were in his room playing nes. His dad called him to come out of his room, I continue playing, hear the door shut, 15 mins or so later I'm like "where is this fool at? Go out of his room and his mom is standing bare ass naked in the living room just chillin.

shyt wasn't cool at all. She was like " Oh, I didn't know you were here..."

I was young if I had to guess maybe she was 5'7 320lbs.

Same kid, same house a few months later. We were in the basement playin. Mom calls him up....I hear the door slam. I got upstairs his fukking dad, standing bare ass naked fixin a sandwich

 

[Mowgli]

Opened a photo album at a white families house and they had a bunch of naked family photos together.

 

[The Solid One]

Twice.

Same kids parents to.

I was like 7 at my neighbors crib. We were in his room playing nes. His dad called him to come out of his room, I continue playing, hear the door shut, 15 mins or so later I'm like "where is this fool at? Go out of his room and his mom is standing bare ass naked in the living room just chillin.

shyt wasn't cool at all. She was like " Oh, I didn't know you were here..."

I was young if I had to guess maybe she was 5'7 320lbs.

Same kid, same house a few months later. We were in the basement playin. Mom calls him up....I hear the door slam. I got upstairs his fukking dad, standing bare ass naked fixin a sandwich

Did the Dad ask you do you want a sandwich on some Baby boy shyt?

 

[Jone2three45]

 

[Wildin]

Did the Dad ask you do you want a sandwich on some Baby boy shyt?

I don't even know if he saw me, I saw him and dipped the fukk out.

 

[Greenhornet]

having a serious conversation in the hall ... looking into my friends room... about 3 deep in the hallway
I look over at the parents room to the side, we are all high as fukk.

His dad is butt ass naked in a dirty ass room... he tip toes through the trash naked, with his dikk bouncing around ... I maintain eye contact while he frolics across the whole entire room. He's obviously high too when he gets to the door about 1 foot from me, he goes. "shhhhhhh" and slowly closes the door

I turn around and I'm like "I think we gotta go" while everyone in the hall and side room are still having a serious conversation. Whole house was wild... kid caught 2 bodies within a year after, family and parents crumbled, house looked abandoned right during that time period


it was just funny at the time because I was high like and standing next to the door, I could have just closed it for him. But seeing him jumping through trash made me like

 

[Money Be Green]

having a serious conversation in the hall ... looking into my friends room... about 3 deep in the hallway
I look over at the parents room to the side, we are all high as fukk.

His dad is butt ass naked in a dirty ass room... he tip toes through the trash naked, with his dikk bouncing around ... I maintain eye contact while he frolics across the whole entire room. He's obviously high too when he gets to the door about 1 foot from me, he goes. "shhhhhhh" and slowly closes the door

I turn around and I'm like "I think we gotta go" while everyone in the hall and side room are still having a serious conversation. Whole house was wild... kid caught 2 bodies within a year after, family and parents crumbled, house looked abandoned right during that time period


it was just funny at the time because I was high like and standing next to the door, I could have just closed it for him. But seeing him jumping through trash made me like