You Ever Been At Someone’s House And Accidentally Seen Someone Naked You Weren’t Supposed To?

[The Realist Perspective]

slept over a white friends house in highschool, we would be up playing playstation 1 all night and eat pizza..his white mom had a black boyfriend and i woke up at like 1 in the morning to piss and mom and her boyfriend where coming up the stairs but they didnt see me, breh smacked her on the ass and slammed the bedroom door shut..my boy was sleep so i just tip toed to the bedroom and sat on the floor with my ear to the door..heard his moms slurping breh up and then heard breh smashing from the back, the sound of that bootymeat smackin and breh was pounding had me so i started rubbing my dikk, the audacity of his mom to know her son had a friend over and she was screaming and moaning how she was was too much for a young 13 year old benjamin, i had to get minesstood up and started beating my meat to the rhythm of breh and after 10 mins heard him say "HOE IM COMING " and i whispered "me too..shot my nut on the bedroom door and went back to bed..the next monring me and my boy was walking downstairs and he noticed a stain in front of his moms bedroom door, he said wtf and i hit the and passed him and went downstairs

He said that he was coming I said me too

 

[The Realist Perspective]

College.

We used to play pool in the Student Union. Usually ended up playing a few games of 8-Ball/9-Ball with this white broad. Casual friends. Ate lunch together at least 3x/week after Calculus.

Sorta looked like Anne Heche when she was in the movie Donnie Brasco but with really big titties

One day I was watching some random azz porn, eating some nachos...and ol girl popped up. She was getting dikked down by some random white dude.

Normally I'd be like ....but I recognized her apartment and bed . Never told her but I do regret not tryna smash

Wait wait wait wait wait...fukking link.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Wait wait wait wait wait...fukking link.

Breh this was like 2004 . I'd never be able to find that shyt again .

Wish I could though

 

[old pig]

thread is hilarious

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Yeah a few times while working as a service tech back in like 06

I remember this big tittied Jamaican lady let me in the fix her dresser. While working she said she’s hopping in the shower. I told her it wouldn’t take long, so as I finished up and walking out… I past by the wide open bathroom and she was in there drying off

I saw everything and I just paused looking…

She was like you need to go. I’m like “hoe I’m going anyway “..

she ran out behind me buck naked with a little towel wrapped around her with one big titty hanging over it.

I’m turning around to look as I walk and she slammed the door behind me.

I was paranoid because I just knew she was gonna call and tell on me, but never heard nothing from it.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

I have a couple...

1. I walked in on my grandma getting straight railed by this one unknown ass, dark-skinned kat.

• I was chilling in her room watching Johnny Bravo and drinking OJ, then she walks in with this fake ass Keith David from ATL-looking guy dripping in gold. She kicks me out, but little six-year-old me is mad butthurt, so I storm in 5 minutes later to swipe my OJ. The lights were off, but I see his silhouette stroke her 3 times hard as shyt before they both stop and she yells at me to get the fukk out. Lil me still got my OJ tho. I take a sip, and feel her damn denture smack me on my top lip. Later that same day, he wound up robbing my dad of his whole damn jewelry collection...while I was in the room.

2. I walked in on my cousin getting fukking obliterated by her husband after an argument. He was hitting it missionary and had both hands on the headboard putting all of his damn body weight into every thrust. I thought they were fighting or something because she was yelling, and he had a big ass vein protruding out the side of his forehead.

These stories.

 

[The Realist Perspective]

Classic coli type thread. Early 12 - 14 days bringing the feeling bike

 

[threattonature]

One time I can think of was my crackhead aunt sleeping on our couch. She just got up naked as can be to go to the bathroom with my young 8 year old self standing there like WTF. I think that’s where my bush fetish came from smh.

The only other time was my first night at college. Was supposed to go to a party but was running late cause dude in the room next door had a DVD player which I had never even heard of at that point. So we was watching Blade. After we go to head to the party and bump into this cute Asian chick who wanted to roll. She told us to stop by her room real quick so we can change. We wait in the hall. I had to piss so crack the door and ask and she says sure go ahead. I walk in and she’s butt ass. I’m like “oh shyt my bad”. She says she don’t give a fukk. Shorty was bad too. Had me thinking all college women were that free spirited. Funny shyt is she really didn’t give a shyt and ended up in Playboy later that year in one of those college editions. Also bumped into late one night as I was coming in from a party and she had apparently passed out at some frat party and had all kinds of foul shyt wrote on her in magic marker. shyt like “slut”, “whore”, “chink bytch”.

 

[SleezyBigSlim]

Theres a chick that rents our guess room she's a friend of my wife's cousin. I low key think she wants me to see her naked because she always walks out my guest shower naked and never takes her changing clothes into the bathroom and you shouldn't do shyt like that unless you in ya own crib. Anyways I'm gone put that bytch out if she dont pay by the 3rd, bytch was already 8 days late last month enough is enough I cant allow two late months in a row.

 

[richaveli83]

I have a couple...

1. I walked in on my grandma getting straight railed by this one unknown ass, dark-skinned kat.

• I was chilling in her room watching Johnny Bravo and drinking OJ, then she walks in with this fake ass Keith David from ATL-looking guy dripping in gold. She kicks me out, but little six-year-old me is mad butthurt, so I storm in 5 minutes later to swipe my OJ. The lights were off, but I see his silhouette stroke her 3 times hard as shyt before they both stop and she yells at me to get the fukk out. Lil me still got my OJ tho. I take a sip, and feel her damn denture smack me on my top lip. Later that same day, he wound up robbing my dad of his whole damn jewelry collection...while I was in the room.

2. I walked in on my cousin getting fukking obliterated by her husband after an argument. He was hitting it missionary and had both hands on the headboard putting all of his damn body weight into every thrust. I thought they were fighting or something because she was yelling, and he had a big ass vein protruding out the side of his forehead.

 

[HabitualChiller]

One time I can think of was my crackhead aunt sleeping on our couch. She just got up naked as can be to go to the bathroom with my young 8 year old self standing there like WTF. I think that’s where my bush fetish came from smh.

The only other time was my first night at college. Was supposed to go to a party but was running late cause dude in the room next door had a DVD player which I had never even heard of at that point. So we was watching Blade. After we go to head to the party and bump into this cute Asian chick who wanted to roll. She told us to stop by her room real quick so we can change. We wait in the hall. I had to piss so crack the door and ask and she says sure go ahead. I walk in and she’s butt ass. I’m like “oh shyt my bad”. She says she don’t give a fukk. Shorty was bad too. Had me thinking all college women were that free spirited. Funny shyt is she really didn’t give a shyt and ended up in Playboy later that year in one of those college editions. Also bumped into late one night as I was coming in from a party and she had apparently passed out at some frat party and had all kinds of foul shyt wrote on her in magic marker. shyt like “slut”, “whore”, “chink bytch”.

Did you try to smash the Asian chick? Did she want to, or was she just THAT much of a free spirit?

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

slept over a white friends house in highschool, we would be up playing playstation 1 all night and eat pizza..his white mom had a black boyfriend and i woke up at like 1 in the morning to piss and mom and her boyfriend where coming up the stairs but they didnt see me, breh smacked her on the ass and slammed the bedroom door shut..my boy was sleep so i just tip toed to the bedroom and sat on the floor with my ear to the door..heard his moms slurping breh up and then heard breh smashing from the back, the sound of that bootymeat smackin and breh was pounding had me so i started rubbing my dikk, the audacity of his mom to know her son had a friend over and she was screaming and moaning how she was was too much for a young 13 year old benjamin, i had to get minesstood up and started beating my meat to the rhythm of breh and after 10 mins heard him say "HOE IM COMING " and i whispered "me too..shot my nut on the bedroom door and went back to bed..the next monring me and my boy was walking downstairs and he noticed a stain in front of his moms bedroom door, he said wtf and i hit the and passed him and went downstairs

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

I have a couple...

1. I walked in on my grandma getting straight railed by this one unknown ass, dark-skinned kat.

• I was chilling in her room watching Johnny Bravo and drinking OJ, then she walks in with this fake ass Keith David from ATL-looking guy dripping in gold. She kicks me out, but little six-year-old me is mad butthurt, so I storm in 5 minutes later to swipe my OJ. The lights were off, but I see his silhouette stroke her 3 times hard as shyt before they both stop and she yells at me to get the fukk out. Lil me still got my OJ tho. I take a sip, and feel her damn denture smack me on my top lip. Later that same day, he wound up robbing my dad of his whole damn jewelry collection...while I was in the room.

2. I walked in on my cousin getting fukking obliterated by her husband after an argument. He was hitting it missionary and had both hands on the headboard putting all of his damn body weight into every thrust. I thought they were fighting or something because she was yelling, and he had a big ass vein protruding out the side of his forehead.

This thread kicks ass

 

[threattonature]

Did you try to smash the Asian chick? Did she want to, or was she just THAT much of a free spirit?

Nah I had a girl and was faithful

 

[DUCKED_OFF]

I was spending the night at this girl I use to mess with apt and we went to sleep on the couch while watching a movie

So her friend was her room mate and I think she thought we was in the room because the door was closed so she walked in the kitchen but naked and the living room had like 4 mirrors on the wall and I seen her in them.

I was in boyscout and my mom dropped me off super early to the troop leader house because she had something to do and he told me I could lay on the couch and go to sleep if I wanted. So around 8am his wife walked in with a robe on and I seen her titties twice.