You Ever Been At Someone’s House And Accidentally Seen Someone Naked You Weren’t Supposed To?

[Cat piss martini]

my homies older sister lisa.
spent the night over there watching
horror movies and eating pizza hut.
went to go take a piss,she pulled me
into her room and asked me if my worm
had been wet yet.
told me that i couldnt get p*ssy because
she didnt want to get pregnant so i stanky
leg'd in her bootyhole for 10 minutes.
it was pre pube so it just felt like i had to
pee really bad and i went back to horror
and pizza.......later down the line i was
getting my dikk sucked on the regular.

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

Yeah a few times while working as a service tech back in like 06

I remember this big tittied Jamaican lady let me in the fix her dresser. While working she said she’s hopping in the shower. I told her it wouldn’t take long, so as I finished up and walking out… I past by the wide open bathroom and she was in there drying off

I saw everything and I just paused looking…

She was like you need to go. I’m like “hoe I’m going anyway “..

she ran out behind me buck naked with a little towel wrapped around her with one big titty hanging over it.

I’m turning around to look as I walk and she slammed the door behind me.

I was paranoid because I just knew she was gonna call and tell on me, but never heard nothing from it.

Nicca thought he was in a porno fantasy come true that day and borderline sexually harrassed a client instead

 

[J.E.T.S]

Nicca thought he was in a porno fantasy come true that day and borderline sexually harrassed a client instead

looking back… she could have done anything to fukk me up. I was just looking though… the door was wide open. Not my fault lol

this was in Chicago too off MLK on the south side. When all the killers were babies

 

[SupaDupaFresh]

I was just looking though… the door was wide open. Not my fault lol

My nicca

A1 classic Coli thread right here. 5 stars.

 

[King]

happens in the gym all the time.
people be changing clothes anywhere.
they be like fukk going to the locker room and just change at the machine they gonna use.
it's mad dusty but it does save time and secure your belongings.

Damn so random nikkas just be dikk and balls out at your home gym?

You mean to tell me breh was laying bricks butt ass naked in your basement like he owned the joint?

 

[boriquaking]

Yep, accidentally saw my homeboy naked before he got in the shower. I didn’t know he was in he restroom and the door was unlocked.

 

[Po pimp]

When I was like 7, I was at my grandparents house and my uncle with his then girl went upstairs. Being 7 and having the bladder of a water balloon, I went into the bathroom and seen my uncle and his girl naked.

Ole girl ran with the towel to the backroom and my uncle went like "did you like what you see" and tried to dap a petrified young marsupial

I ran downstairs and hid underneath my mom's leg until it was time to go home.

 

[richaveli83]

Multiple times in my life.

First time was when I was like in the 2nd or 3rd grade and I had a white friend. I spent the weekend over his house and sometimes he would spend the weekend at my place. One weekend I was over there and it was like 2 am. I went to get something to drink and saw my friend's mom walking around the living room naked except some boyshirts. I didn't realize she had some big ass titties before and I just stood there like and she was like and ran into her room. The rest of the weekend and for how many years I remained friends with that dude it was never spoken of.

Another time when I was like 12 I was visiting one of my uncles in D.C. He was married but would later find out he also had "wives"(long story) but I didn't know at the time. Anyways again I had woken at late at night to go to the kitchen to get something to drink and as I was in the kitchen I heard a woman burst out laughing and heard some running. As I went to look I saw this young chick who wasn’t my aunt being chased by my uncle. Both of them were butt naked and laughing running around the living room. I was like and the girl was like and my uncle was like and they ran into my uncle's room. The next morning I was playing video games with my cousin while my aunt was in the kitchen cooking when my uncle came in. I looked at him like and he was looking at me like . I later found out that chick was one of his mistresses who he later "married" while still married to my aunt.

I got more stories that I'll post later on.

 

[richaveli83]

When I was in 8th or 9th grade I had a friend who I used hang out with all the time. He never liked going home and after school or on weekends he always wanted to hang out at our place or whatever but never liked going home. We thought maybe he was being abused or something at home or whatever but he seemed pretty normal except not wanting to go home right away. Anyways we finally got a chance to go to his place to play video games. His older sister was also there and we were in the living room when suddenly his mom came into the living room on her way to the kitchen wearing a bathrobe. That robe really wasn't covering anything because her ass cheeks were poking out and you could see her breasts poking out. Me and another friend were like while my friend and his sister were like .

He was like "mom can you put some clothes on?!" She said "these little nikkas dikks probably don't stand up anyways!" and opened up her rob to show her titties and p*ssy and then closed her robe and went back to her room. We were like and my friend was like .

We later found out the mom's boyfriend was secretly fukking his sister. When the mom confronted her about it, the sister beat the shyt out of the mom and they eventually moved out of the city.

 

[Houston911]

slept over a white friends house in highschool, we would be up playing playstation 1 all night and eat pizza..his white mom had a black boyfriend and i woke up at like 1 in the morning to piss and mom and her boyfriend where coming up the stairs but they didnt see me, breh smacked her on the ass and slammed the bedroom door shut..my boy was sleep so i just tip toed to the bedroom and sat on the floor with my ear to the door..heard his moms slurping breh up and then heard breh smashing from the back, the sound of that bootymeat smackin and breh was pounding had me so i started rubbing my dikk, the audacity of his mom to know her son had a friend over and she was screaming and moaning how she was was too much for a young 13 year old benjamin, i had to get minesstood up and started beating my meat to the rhythm of breh and after 10 mins heard him say "HOE IM COMING " and i whispered "me too..shot my nut on the bedroom door and went back to bed..the next monring me and my boy was walking downstairs and he noticed a stain in front of his moms bedroom door, he said wtf and i hit the and passed him and went downstairs

me too



yoooooooooo

 

[Taco]

Not at someone’s house, but at a restaurant. Single occupancy restroom door wasn’t shut properly so I barged right in and low and behold an Asian chick patting her p*ssy dry Pretty much just saw her p*ssy lips from the front. I go back to my seat and wait, but she comes back around to apologize about what I saw and how embarrassing it was. Ex girl sitting across from me talm about, “wud you see? “

 

[Harry Sax]

Had to have been about 12…I’m at my homeboys house and our moms have been friends before any of us were born, so she knows me

she comes down stairs talking shyt about something, and she had no bra on, titties just a hangin

I’m lookin wit the

one of my boys said “ma we got company”

She replied “I don’t give a fukk this is my fukkin house”

breh was while I’m At his mamas titties

 

[TripleAgent]

Nobody I ever wanted to see

 

[HabitualChiller]

I have a couple...

1. I walked in on my grandma getting straight railed by this one unknown ass, dark-skinned kat.

• I was chilling in her room watching Johnny Bravo and drinking OJ, then she walks in with this fake ass Keith David from ATL-looking guy dripping in gold. She kicks me out, but little six-year-old me is mad butthurt, so I storm in 5 minutes later to swipe my OJ. The lights were off, but I see his silhouette stroke her 3 times hard as shyt before they both stop and she yells at me to get the fukk out. Lil me still got my OJ tho. I take a sip, and feel her damn denture smack me on my top lip. Later that same day, he wound up robbing my dad of his whole damn jewelry collection...while I was in the room.

2. I walked in on my cousin getting fukking obliterated by her husband after an argument. He was hitting it missionary and had both hands on the headboard putting all of his damn body weight into every thrust. I thought they were fighting or something because she was yelling, and he had a big ass vein protruding out the side of his forehead.

 

[Carolina Slim]

slept over a white friends house in highschool, we would be up playing playstation 1 all night and eat pizza..his white mom had a black boyfriend and i woke up at like 1 in the morning to piss and mom and her boyfriend where coming up the stairs but they didnt see me, breh smacked her on the ass and slammed the bedroom door shut..my boy was sleep so i just tip toed to the bedroom and sat on the floor with my ear to the door..heard his moms slurping breh up and then heard breh smashing from the back, the sound of that bootymeat smackin and breh was pounding had me so i started rubbing my dikk, the audacity of his mom to know her son had a friend over and she was screaming and moaning how she was was too much for a young 13 year old benjamin, i had to get minesstood up and started beating my meat to the rhythm of breh and after 10 mins heard him say "HOE IM COMING " and i whispered "me too..shot my nut on the bedroom door and went back to bed..the next monring me and my boy was walking downstairs and he noticed a stain in front of his moms bedroom door, he said wtf and i hit the and passed him and went downstairs