You ever been catfished?

[Mike809]

Either the person not being the one in the picture , or the picture being super old ?


I feel like this is not a common thing anymore due to people being able to facetime and veryfying people , but back in the 1990s/2000s it was a thing.

I been catfished once , but I actually never got to meet the person . I went to a spot we were supposed to meet up at , but she never showed up.
Then I stopped thinking with my dikk , and realized she looked too good to be true.

I've also catfish people when i was like 14 , but never with the intent to meet and mostly to troll people , and it was only for a day or two.

 

[High Art]

Does being blackfished count? If so, then yes.

 

[Woodwerkz]

Yep.

She was sending me pics of her cousin who stayed with her. Even sent me a videos of her cousin playing with herself she got from her cousin's phone.

So i finally go see her and she didn't come to the door ... she just left it open for me. The lights were low and i see this Lizzo sized woman thinking that was her cousin until she spoke.

I called her a liar and left.

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

Yeah when I was like 17 by a chain smoking obese white women - no PAWG. Lied to my parents and traveled to a different city so I was trapped that whole night in her apartment. Basically pretended I was asleep.

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

Yeah when I was like 17 by a chain smoking obese white women - no PAWG. Lied to my parents and traveled to a different city so I was trapped that whole night in her apartment. Basically pretended I was asleep.

What if it had been some creepy old man
and you were a minor

 

[Ahadi]

Yeah, she was just overweight. Always do some research beforehand, find more than selfie / neck up photos.

 

[42 Monks]

Yep. Back on Myspace

 

[BaltimoreTwilightMarauder]

Yeah when I was like 17 by a chain smoking obese white women - no PAWG. Lied to my parents and traveled to a different city so I was trapped that whole night in her apartment. Basically pretended I was asleep.

This deserves its own thread. We need details.

 

[Deltron]

I feel like this is not a common thing anymore due to people being able to facetime and veryfying people , but back in the 1990s/2000s it was a thing.

i denno that catfish show is still on, despite the strides in technology since the movie, and show started

and chris hansen still got to catch a predator going on, catching pedos

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

Yep. Back on Myspace

Lol, same. Sent a text to my BFF telling her to call multiple times so I could pretend it was an emergency and dip on the date

 

[prime]

YES! This was back in 2004 l was a freshmen in high school on tagged when this fine ass light skin hit me up a niqqa was like so we was talking for a good 4 months on the phone after 9 of course for months I was trying to get to see her in person but she said her parents was strict so I believed her so in June I told her if we can’t meet then there is no use for us to talk so a week go by and she told me to meet her at navy pier and we can to the taste of Chicago a niqqa was like a got some fresh white ones,some green and white girbaud straps and a green As throwback with a fake ass chain I got from halsted street mall so the day come and I hop on the train to see shorty I get to navy pier call her about 5 times and no answer so now I think I’m getting sent off so I’m about to leave and I get a call it’s her asking where am I and meet her by the ferris wheel so I did it’s hella crowded I called her back to ask what she had on she said she’s sitting on the steps with a jersey dress on I go there and I only see a fat azz bytch about 350 pounds so I call again and it’s no answer so I walk off and get a call and ask where is she and she said you walked past me so now I’m like i ask her what she had on she she told me again and I told her I only seen a big chick on the stairs it was a long pause and she told me that was me on the stairs the pictures on my tagged pictures isn’t me I was so fukking mad i just left before I hurt her feelings and come to find out it was two twins name Simone and jade that was getting their pictures stolen by 500+ girls online that shyt was a big deal back in the early and mid 2000s a lot of niqqas got catfish with girls using their pictures

 

[richaveli83]

Yeah a few times. The last time was in October. I was on tinder and wasn't having any luck until finally got a response from a fat chick. The picture was a fat girl like the size of Queen Latifah. It was 3AM and I was horny as hell and fapping wasn't going to settle so I was like . She lived about 15 minutes away so I figured I can at least nut on her face. I get there and not only is she fat but she's obese fat. Fat like Lizzo.

Not only was she morbidly obese but her apartment was filthy with clothes everywhere. Talking about it's laundry day.

I said I left the condoms in my car and that I'll be right back. As soon as I stepped out I blocked her phone number and blocked her on tinder and drove home.

I got a few more that I'll post later.

 

[Mike809]

Yeah a few times. The last time was in October. I was on tinder and wasn't having any luck until finally got a response from a fat chick. The picture was a fat girl like the size of Queen Latifah. It was 3AM and I was horny as hell and fapping wasn't going to settle so I was like . She lived about 15 minutes away so I figured I can at least nut on her face. I get there and not only is she fat but she's obese fat. Fat like Lizzo.

Not only was she morbidly obese but her apartment was filthy with clothes everywhere. Talking about it's laundry day.

I said I left the condoms in my car and that I'll be right back. As soon as I stepped out I blocked her phone number and blocked her on tinder and drove home.

I got a few more that I'll post later.

That's even worse cuz you already dissapointed knowing its a fat chick , but for her to go from fat to obese?

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

What if it had been some creepy old man
and you were a minor

.i didn't think that far breh. In hindsight I shyt could've went all the way left.

 

[Duke Wy Lin]

This deserves its own thread. We need details.

Not much else to say breh. She put on Mariah Carey's "my all" and asked me to cuddle her arm while she was puffing on a cigarette with the other one

I did it and felt like a battered woman. Avoided eye contact. She also told me that she liked my jawline and how it pops when I chew gum.

I remember when we got on the bus to get to her place other ppl were looking at me with a smirk on some . I prolly looked like the stereotypical black man who is down bad and dates hillbilly women. I was even dressed to the t. She came out looking like a messican cleaning lady

After I got back home, I didn't hear from her for a few days and obviously I didn't contact her at all and also deleted her number. She called me some days later and was tryna have a conversation.

Her: "heeey duke, it's been a while. How u been?"

Me: "excuse me, who is this? "

Her: "it's me, C***** "

Me: "ok"... ..

Awkward silence for like 5 seconds, then she hung up. Kinda felt bad.