you ever been in the presence of a real DEMON
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PacMan Jones
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Known one who just flips a switch when drinkin. It's deep inside him tho. Use to beat off to burkabytches hangin laundry while patrolling Afghanistan rooftops. Just drop trow and yoke. When he drinks his eyes go vacant and he stops talking. If you're a hoe he gropes and if you're any guy he swings at you. Sober he thinks he can be senator or president and means every word. Gives every girl he fukks plan b even if he wears a condom and nuts in it. One girl wouldn't take it so he drove her to the middle of the woods, took her phone and said he'd leave her if she didn't drink it. another he hid it in her mcmuffin. He did his basic training in Jordans too.
yup,i've exorcised one that possessed my sperm donor before,not by conscious choice though..it twas one of thee hardest things i've ever had to do in my life cause i've never wanted to kill somebody so bad as that day,dude doesn't realize how luck he is to be breathing to this day..
King Crimson
Member of a very exclusive gang
What the fukk kinda shyt is that?Yeah this one dude we used to pick on. He was pretty demonic at the time but was manageable. Later I heard he got into taking dudes into motels in hockey bags and torturing them. Sometimes he would transport them to a different motel in the hockey bag for more torture if things got hot.
What the fukk kinda shyt is that?
Like I said, dude was a demon. It was drug related but super demonic anyway you slice it.
LA Fisher
Banned
Demonic spirits watch us very closely. They look for ways to exploit our weaknesses. Be very careful the next time you're doing wrong and you know it. Those are your most vulnerable moments. The next time that bytch says you don't need a rubber you better pull up your pants and take your ass home. Look for the signs folks.
61 Corpses
The Breh
who are you? what was your old account name?
61 Corpses
The Breh
Don't try to act stupid. You know i've been one of your boys for a minute now
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61 Corpses
The Breh
:damn2:
i knew this puerto rican blood from the bronx that was about as crazy as they come. we all called him joker cause of his laugh and this nikka would tell u shyt like "yea so i punched an old nikka in his face and threw him down some stairs" and then laugh and leave u with the 
face. this other time he got jumped on some block in the bx and came back and let out a clip at the whole block and in his words "i didnt stop shooting til i saw an old lady drop hahahahahahaha". years later somebody we met that knew him told us he got caught touching a little boy and that was the last time we really hung out with him. dude was just a demon and i knew it was only a matter of time before we got into some shyt hanging with him. matta fact my boy got jumped one night walking around with him and the nikka just ran and let my boy catch a vicious beating.
his sister is hot tho
face. this other time he got jumped on some block in the bx and came back and let out a clip at the whole block and in his words "i didnt stop shooting til i saw an old lady drop hahahahahahaha". years later somebody we met that knew him told us he got caught touching a little boy and that was the last time we really hung out with him. dude was just a demon and i knew it was only a matter of time before we got into some shyt hanging with him. matta fact my boy got jumped one night walking around with him and the nikka just ran and let my boy catch a vicious beating. his sister is hot tho
I'm sure I have when I was a kid & stayed at church... Most of them church goers are the biggest ones. It's crazy cause little kids know it, but when they tell an adult they're getting hushed. Years later that person who that kid was saying was up to no good goes to jail for embezzlement
Yes many people
My best friend turned into satan whenever he drank and did drugs. Dude was the nicest person sober but get something in him he's a demon. Robbin people. Gave one dude a dirty needle because he didn't like the way he talked to him, stole and sold another good friends car because he wanted to punish him for taking the last shot( heroin not liquor) dude was fuukkkked up
My best friend turned into satan whenever he drank and did drugs. Dude was the nicest person sober but get something in him he's a demon. Robbin people. Gave one dude a dirty needle because he didn't like the way he talked to him, stole and sold another good friends car because he wanted to punish him for taking the last shot( heroin not liquor) dude was fuukkkked up