You ever been with a chick who's ass stank?

[Ricky Dunigan]

When I lived in Boston
I was dealing with this chick from Ghana
And the 1st time
We smashed
I pulled down them panties and saw a mega bush
And ole girl had Dingle berries in her shyt



I legit got her to shower with me
Then shave that bush
Bald

Dingle berries is when u use the extra soft tissue
And u wipe and it leaves small balls in your ass crack hairs

The thing is
She had them in the front in her bush
So that means she was wiping her ass to the front

I legit had to explain to a 22 yr old college student
How to wipe her ass
And to keep her p*ssy shaved

Like I schooled her ass on everything

I had her on point
So much so
She gave me a gift
And took me out to dinner on "her" birthday

i thought my 6th grade teacher was bugging when she gave us (especially the females) the life lesson talks pertaining how to wipe properly.... Turns out it is something that not everyone figures out themselves

Props to Mrs. T ...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Claude Ham mercy...
But at the happy ass ending to your story...

The whole time I had a gf then too

But I legit hated her(gf)

She was Nigerian
But lied to me and told me she was West Indian and cuban

At the time I didn't know shyt about african chicks
So I believed her

But later after telling someone about her and telling them her name (Tope Olutu)
They was like "son she ain't no Damm West Indian)

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

The whole time I had a gf then too

But I legit hated her(gf)

She was Nigerian
But lied to me and told me she was West Indian and cuban

At the time I didn't know shyt about african chicks
So I believed her

But later after telling someone about her and telling them her name (Tope Olutu)
They was like "son she ain't no Damm West Indian)

She have some self hate issues or something?...
Or she probably thought you weren't into Africans?...
How did she explain herself?...

 

[(Lean Ambrose)]

I'm more of an enabler.

You two old nasty ass nikkas...
Into piss and stanky booties...

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

She have some self hate issues or something?...
Or she probably thought you weren't into Africans?...
How did she explain herself?...

I didn't even find out till after I left her

I was telling a real West Indian chick about her
Because she was crazy ass hell(long story)
And after I left her she was calling me up talking bout she was gonna kill herself

So I was telling ole girl
And she was like
"She doesn't look mixed or West Indian at all"
Then when I told her ole girl name she clowned me

But when I was with the gf
I met her parents
Her mom's was black
And father was a white looking cuban dude

So im thinking that was just her step father but she lied like it was her biological pops

 

[DaddyFresh]

I think they got to to be a 1 hour before sex shower rule. Nothing worse then getting that smell of death form her p*ssy and or a$$hole. Instant boner killer.

 

[semtex]

Hw long u ve been with that musty mustard on the beat hoe

 

[tater]

My stance on this has changed.

To what ?

 

[3rdWorld]

Misconception that the thicker the stinkier

 

[Gonzo]

Are you that depraved for p*ssy that you will pull a girl's panties down and you see fukking Dingle berries on her p*ssy bush abd you still proceed? I mean that is like sex fiend status. I don't care if a bytch looks and is built exactly like Nina Rotti and is a fresh 20 yr old virgin...I would NOT proceed and definitely would have to tell that dirty bytch all about herself. Reading that story had me sick to my stomach but you actually experienced this shyt.... Literally... Like what the actual fukk.

Men seriously need to do better.

 

[Marti]

Lol @Marti how many screen names did your trolling ass have back then?...

My og marty account.

Last Post i made before i caught my first ban

I use to do 100 posts a day


#iconictroll

We need more female trolls on here .marty kaan gave yall the blue print

Shidd

The female trolls on here now stay having this bytch lit

 

[Medulla Oblongata]

When I lived in Boston
I was dealing with this chick from Ghana
And the 1st time
We smashed
I pulled down them panties and saw a mega bush
And ole girl had Dingle berries in her shyt



I legit got her to shower with me
Then shave that bush
Bald

nikka what?...
Dingle berries in her pubic hair or her ass?...
I thought dingle berries were shyt stuck in your booty hairs...

This fukkin' site

 

[IdealMan]

I have ran into some at work all day, musty, pissy lil pwussy but never no infection type stank. I was hitting a chick from the back and when she came, she sh1t a little but it wasn't a turd or anything, just a little swamp butt. Like I seen a little dookie come to the top of her bung hole.

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

I have ran into some at work all day, musty, pissy lil pwussy but never no infection type stank. I was hitting a chick from the back and when she came, she sh1t a little but it wasn't a turd or anything, just a little swamp butt. Like I seen a little dookie come to the top of her bung hole.

I remember I fukked this chick in the ass
And the next morning
I saw a perfectly round green ball
The size of black berry

I thought it was a bead from a necklace or some shyt

I picked it up and it was a shyt pellet

 

[IdealMan]

I remember I fukked this chick in the ass
And the next morning
I saw a perfectly round green ball
The size of black berry

I thought it was a bead from a necklace or some shyt

I picked it up and it was a shyt pellet