You ever been with a chick who's ass stank?

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from the thread title to the first two words... didn't get past that point..

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My ex wife had that problem.

She stunk no matter what and it smelled like hot summer garbage. :hhh: Only had sex with her 6 times the entire 2 years I was married.

The funk was just demoralizing. :picard:

Thought I would find the next woman would be straight? :dame:

NOPE.

Feet smelled BAD man and the ass smelled just bad....she would stink up shoes and shyt. Even my cat smelled her shoes once and that cat's head jerked back like....:hubie: and cats love some funky ass shoes.

Threw her ass in the bushes quick.

I really don't know what is up with some females and their hygiene breh. :martin:
 

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I have. Not consistently but I have been hit with that musty/cheese smell on a few occasions while preparing to :eat: or get my :noah: on.

Be pulling down the panties/thong on some :scheme: shyt then get it with the Mayweather haymaker

:merchant: :huhldup:

A lot of big booty chicks have this issue due to deep asscracks. Large asses are just like Mercedes cars, great to look at and drive but you have to keep the maintenance up on that thang.

I still dig in asscracks and finger a$$holes with reckless abandon though. :manny: can I say, I like to live dangerously. :smugdraper:

The smell don't go away easily... multiple hand scrubbings and showers...

Some times I'm in a meeting at work and rub my nose and catch a faint whiff of lingering stank... hard to work when a ho p*ssy stank hit you out nowhere like that...:russ:
 

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My ex wife had that problem.

She stunk no matter what and it smelled like hot summer garbage. :hhh: Only had sex with her 6 times the entire 2 years I was married.

The funk was just demoralizing. :picard:

Thought I would find the next woman would be straight? :dame:

NOPE.

Feet smelled BAD man and the ass smelled just bad....she would stink up shoes and shyt. Even my cat smelled her shoes once and that cat's head jerked back like....:hubie: and cats love some funky ass shoes.

Threw her ass in the bushes quick.

I really don't know what is up with some females and their hygiene breh. :martin:
What kind of dusty ass ratchet hoes you be dealing with my dude?
 

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What kind of dusty ass ratchet hoes you be dealing with my dude?

Some women HIDE that shyt real well man. I got fooled twice. :francis:

I can't lie and say I didn't get that double whammy but hey...I won't be fukking with a female who puts dryer sheets in her shoes to hide the smell no more. :yeshrug:
 

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My ex wife had that problem.

She stunk no matter what and it smelled like hot summer garbage. :hhh: Only had sex with her 6 times the entire 2 years I was married.

The funk was just demoralizing. :picard:

Thought I would find the next woman would be straight? :dame:

NOPE.

Feet smelled BAD man and the ass smelled just bad....she would stink up shoes and shyt. Even my cat smelled her shoes once and that cat's head jerked back like....:hubie: and cats love some funky ass shoes.

Threw her ass in the bushes quick.

I really don't know what is up with some females and their hygiene breh. :martin:

:pachaha:how you ended up wifing that stank ass:feedme:
 
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