You ever been with a chick who's ass stank?

[HabitualChiller]

The girl I lost my virginity to was like that...kind of. She was this thick, homely looking Latina/White mix. She dropped the drawls and lifted the skirt, then the smell of musky a$$hole slapped me in the face like one of those slapbox competitions on YouTube.

I deadass almost fell back when it hit, but then that shyt started to smell sweet.

I didn't shower for two days after, and didn't wash those boxers for close to 5.

 

[Buckeye Fever]

I encountered it 1 time with a chick. The 1 and only time i fukked her. I'm over her crib and we on the couch. She got on a skirt, so i tell her "you feel tense, let me massage that body of yours"

She lays on her stomach and when she was layin there, i smelled it. It wasnt stank stank, but it was a hint of funk. I could smell some p*ssy funk as well. I was gone off Paul Masson, so i was horny as fukk and I was determined to tap it. I told her im goin to the bathroom, so be ready when i get back. Im in the bathroom and i find a rag and some dove body wash. I wet and lather the rag up, come out the bathroom, kill the lights and tell her "bend over, i wanna feel that ass from the back" i start strokin her thighs, tryna distract from the fact that im gonna run this rag all up the crack of her p*ssy and her ass. She was like "what u doin?" I was like "shhhhh, quiet baby, dis some shyt I learned years ago. The texture and wetness of this rag is an aphrodisiac"


She actually bought it and we fukked. It was good, but then she got on myspace talkin about "ladies, a wet rag rubbin up and down your spot.......life changing"

 

[RhodyRum]

How do Coli nikkas consistently run into stank ass chicks? You nikkas are high key vile!

Lay off the ratchet chicks and you won't get hit with sh1tty butts or renk ass puss.

No wonder so many of y'all hate women. Do better.

 

[Charlie Hustle]

I encountered it 1 time with a chick. The 1 and only time i fukked her. I'm over her crib and we on the couch. She got on a skirt, so i tell her "you feel tense, let me massage that body of yours"

She lays on her stomach and when she was layin there, i smelled it. It wasnt stank stank, but it was a hint of funk. I could smell some p*ssy funk as well. I was gone off Paul Masson, so i was horny as fukk and I was determined to tap it. I told her im goin to the bathroom, so be ready when i get back. Im in the bathroom and i find a rag and some dove body wash. I wet and lather the rag up, come out the bathroom, kill the lights and tell her "bend over, i wanna feel that ass from the back" i start strokin her thighs, tryna distract from the fact that im gonna run this rag all up the crack of her p*ssy and her ass. She was like "what u doin?" I was like "shhhhh, quiet baby, dis some shyt I learned years ago. The texture and wetness of this rag is an aphrodisiac"


She actually bought it and we fukked. It was good, but then she got on myspace talkin about "ladies, a wet rag rubbin up and down your spot.......life changing"

 

[O.T.I.S.]

The girl I lost my virginity to was like that...kind of. She was this thick, homely looking Latina/White mix. She dropped the drawls and lifted the skirt, then the smell of musky a$$hole slapped me in the face like one of those slapbox competitions on YouTube.

I deadass almost fell back when it hit, but then that shyt started to smell sweet.

I didn't shower for two days after, and didn't wash those boxers for close to 5.

Navy nikkas



Sidebar: Wash ya ass ladies if you’re about to fukk

 

[O.T.I.S.]

How do Coli nikkas consistently run into stank ass chicks? You nikkas are high key vile!

Lay off the ratchet chicks and you won't get hit with sh1tty butts or renk ass puss.

No wonder so many of y'all hate women. Do better.

This…

Ratchets go through this

 

[Reptile]

*casually making my way to the ass*

*gets a whiff of something not right*

*split-second decision making*

Supp

 

[Reptile]

The girl I lost my virginity to was like that...kind of. She was this thick, homely looking Latina/White mix. She dropped the drawls and lifted the skirt, then the smell of musky a$$hole slapped me in the face like one of those slapbox competitions on YouTube.

I deadass almost fell back when it hit, but then that shyt started to smell sweet.

I didn't shower for two days after, and didn't wash those boxers for close to 5.

Mayne what?

 

[Don Homer]

yall are fukking GROSS

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

back in high school me and my homie use to catch the bus everywhere, he saw a cute chick and was like "yo rhyme ole girl was staring you up and down, you need to get down on that"

So I promptly sitdown next to her , getting ready to speak to her and she's fully with it just from me walking up to her. But the foulest stench I had ever smelled up to that point in life assaulted my nostrils and froze me . I couldnt even recover, train of thought completely gone. I just stood there awkwardly before bailing out. My homie folded over at the back of the bus dying of laughter . He thought I bytched up, but once i told him what is was and to just walk past the chick if he think im lying. That nikka walked and soon as he got 3 feet from her, he spinned around like

how somebody could be that foul smelling my gawd

 

[Jesus Is Lord]

Had a nice Trini chick (young) years ago, and she jumped in the shower because it’s only right. When she got out and laid on the bed, on her stomach, I went straight to nibble on her nice pretty dark cheeks, and when I got to the crack…ZOINKERS!! Her butt crack was stink but the rest smelled clean and flowery. I stopped nibbling and went up top. Dudes won’t admit it but that Caribbean diet takes a toll on these chicks butt crack scents.

 

[Micky Mikey]

The girl I lost my virginity to was like that...kind of. She was this thick, homely looking Latina/White mix. She dropped the drawls and lifted the skirt, then the smell of musky a$$hole slapped me in the face like one of those slapbox competitions on YouTube.

I deadass almost fell back when it hit, but then that shyt started to smell sweet.

I didn't shower for two days after, and didn't wash those boxers for close to 5.

I encountered it 1 time with a chick. The 1 and only time i fukked her. I'm over her crib and we on the couch. She got on a skirt, so i tell her "you feel tense, let me massage that body of yours"

She lays on her stomach and when she was layin there, i smelled it. It wasnt stank stank, but it was a hint of funk. I could smell some p*ssy funk as well. I was gone off Paul Masson, so i was horny as fukk and I was determined to tap it. I told her im goin to the bathroom, so be ready when i get back. Im in the bathroom and i find a rag and some dove body wash. I wet and lather the rag up, come out the bathroom, kill the lights and tell her "bend over, i wanna feel that ass from the back" i start strokin her thighs, tryna distract from the fact that im gonna run this rag all up the crack of her p*ssy and her ass. She was like "what u doin?" I was like "shhhhh, quiet baby, dis some shyt I learned years ago. The texture and wetness of this rag is an aphrodisiac"


She actually bought it and we fukked. It was good, but then she got on myspace talkin about "ladies, a wet rag rubbin up and down your spot.......life changing"

Nikka what?!?!

Lmao

 

[rabbid]

yall nikkas nasty. Only time i smelt some shyt was twice when hitting from the back and she started twerking like you know you not supposed to be doing that.. tryna be a pornstar knowing you didn't wash up.

 

[Micky Mikey]

Had a few unfortunately.

The worst was this big booty yellow bone chic I was use to fukk with back in 2012. It was a hot day and she had on these black leggings that she had been walking around in the entire day. Her ass was bouncin and jiggling all over the place. All my nasty ass could think of was getting her out those leggings as quickly as possible. fukk a shower. We came back to my place I told her I wanted a quickie and had her bent over the arm of my couch. She smelt like hot booty juice and creek water. The smell was so offensive I almost fell back... but I still smashed because I was young and super horny. I got my nut and took her back home. After that day I made it a requirement for her to wash up beforehand.

 

[Born2BKing]

I encountered it 1 time with a chick. The 1 and only time i fukked her. I'm over her crib and we on the couch. She got on a skirt, so i tell her "you feel tense, let me massage that body of yours"

She lays on her stomach and when she was layin there, i smelled it. It wasnt stank stank, but it was a hint of funk. I could smell some p*ssy funk as well. I was gone off Paul Masson, so i was horny as fukk and I was determined to tap it. I told her im goin to the bathroom, so be ready when i get back. Im in the bathroom and i find a rag and some dove body wash. I wet and lather the rag up, come out the bathroom, kill the lights and tell her "bend over, i wanna feel that ass from the back" i start strokin her thighs, tryna distract from the fact that im gonna run this rag all up the crack of her p*ssy and her ass. She was like "what u doin?" I was like "shhhhh, quiet baby, dis some shyt I learned years ago. The texture and wetness of this rag is an aphrodisiac"


She actually bought it and we fukked. It was good, but then she got on myspace talkin about "ladies, a wet rag rubbin up and down your spot.......life changing"