You ever fart during a meeting?

[Mr Rager]

I haven't but I came close yesterday.
I was tapping my pen on the table,nervous as fukk, sweating
Of course when there was a break in the conversation, and it was dead quiet, the fart was hitting the spongebob 'aight imma head out' and I'm fighting that mf hoping people start talking again

Eat taco salad for lunch, brehs.

Luckily I ain't bust wind but it had me thinking, what is the protocol if you blast ass in a meeting? Do you pretend it didn't happen? Announce it? Just leave?
Speak on it.

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

nah that’s nasty man

 

[doggy]

Bust freely

 

[2ATMsYouSteppinOrWhat]

you guys never fail...

 

[Brolic]

Let it come out slowly and silently.
Then carry on like nothing happened.

 

[ThisWorldAintRight]

Nah. I'd probably end up laughing though.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Nah. I usually just hold it in while my intestines go. If I were to let one go, you'd have to stop the meeting to gasp/complain.​

 

[Musty]

Just excuse yourself and go to the restroom....are you an adult?

 

[Mr Rager]

Just excuse yourself and go to the restroom....are you an adult?

When i get up the fart goes away. When i sit back down it comes back.
Am i supposed to keep leaving the room each time

Plus i have a speaking role in my meetings, so I can't just leave and miss my slides

 

[CarmelBarbie]

Let it come out slowly and silently.
Then carry on like nothing happened.

Nope. Not uh. I hate when people do that shyt (fart and pretend like they didn't, forcing the rest of us to smell it) it’s so rude and inconsiderate. Just get up and go to the bathroom next time op.

 

[Mr Rager]

Nope. Not uh. I hate when people do that shyt (fart and pretend like they didn't, forcing the rest of us to smell it) it’s so rude and inconsiderate. Just get up and go to the bathroom next time op.

I am one of the main presenters. I can't just step out and hold up the meeting

 

[Brolic]

Nope. Not uh. I hate when people do that shyt (fart and pretend like they didn't, forcing the rest of us to smell it) it’s so rude and inconsiderate. Just get up and go to the bathroom next time op.

But you don't know who farted

 

[CarmelBarbie]

But you don't know who farted

Your right.

 

[CarmelBarbie]

I am one of the main presenters. I can't just step out and hold up the meeting

Wait this is happening right now? Damn. You have a meeting on a Saturday afternoon and bad gas to boot?

 

[Mr Rager]

What if i pull out my phone and start playing a song out loud to cover the fart noise