You ever fart during a meeting?

[Mr Rager]

Wait this is happening right now? Damn. You have a meeting on a Saturday afternoon and bad gas to boot?

Nah i mean in general. Its a weekly recurring meeting. As in, this problem is not going away

 

[Toe Jay Simpson]

During a court hearing I deliberately let a good one go while the judge was going over my paperwork. He looked at me with his eyes hanging over his glasses and said “Mr. Simpson, is this a game to you?” I replied, “no further questions your honor” and got an additional 30 days community service.

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

Yep a couple of times I had eaten something bad on my lunch break i just hoped nobody smelt it. The worst ones be the silent stinkys I call em ghost farts

 

[Ikwa]

Be afraid to break wind in front of cacs c00n brehs

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

I had a manager back in the day who had surgery then he was just walking around farting because he couldn't hold gas anymore

 

[Mr Rager]

Be afraid to break wind in front of cacs c00n brehs

Its c00ning to keep your flatulence in check during an occupational gathering

 

[Ghpstface]

Just let it rip to show dominance

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

Y’all nasty
I done slapped a mufukka for farting around me

that shyt borderline homo to do that in front of people

 

[Sunalmighty]

Not during a meeting but try holding in a sneeze while you have gas. I damn near ruptured my a$$hole yesterday......at work!!!

 

[Lord_nikon]

When i get up the fart goes away. When i sit back down it comes back.
Am i supposed to keep leaving the room each time

Plus i have a speaking role in my meetings, so I can't just leave and miss my slides

true

 

[Yessir_Araphat]

During a court hearing I deliberately let a good one go while the judge was going over my paperwork. He looked at me with his eyes hanging over his glasses and said “Mr. Simpson, is this a game to you?” I replied, “no further questions your honor” and got an additional 30 days community service.

 

[Mr Rager]

I told y'all this was a legitimate concern
Sometimes you don't have the luxury of "just walk out the room"
So I ask again...what's the protocol?

 

[hotbeezie]

I bent down to draw blood on an elderly patient and farted in on accident.



Then the RN walked in right after that.



She took a whiff and was like...


She thought it was him and I was like



“Yea Mr. Jenkins is really gassy this morning.”


Mr. Jenkins old ass was like:

Me:

“You might need to get a CNA to check on him, it might be the applesauce, hehehe”



I drew my blood and pimped out like it wasn’t shyt,
...

I was deadass wrong for that but it was him or me and I gotta work there everyday.

......

 

[Heafcliffe]

Shyt, when haven't I?
Clenched like a mug tho.

 

[Cel 510 kid ados forever]

nah