You ever fuc*ed a broad with the dead fish p*ssy?

[Deflatedhoopdreams]

Nope. Even when the bytches I fukked were ugly they never had stank puss

 

[SoSoSlick]

shyt had my whole basement smellin like a seafood restaurants rotten trash.

And she got the nerve to say "it's our chemistry".

 

[REAL6]

 

[1986]

That's on you playa

Same mistakes don't keep happening

How is that on me tho? Its been with numerous women, I can't be held accountable for women not keeping their coochie odorless. At this point I just hope for the best whenever I have sex for the first time with a woman.

 

[Spiritual Stratocaster]

Breh got the

 

[skeetsinternal]

Yea



This thread been made at least a quarter dozen thousand billion times.

My dikk once in the p*ssy will only come out after the nut. I done been dealt with the smell of straight up dookie to seeing the crotch of her draws looking like it had melted Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream in it

 

[Warren Moon]

Once in high school at a party, i scratched but didn't sniff. I had to stop bc it smelled terrible.

Walked out of the room we were at and had my boy smell my fingers, he started gagging and threw up

He then proceeded to yell out that the chick had a stank p*ssy to the whole party


Nikkas started wilding out and clowning her. Owner of the party said his spare bedrorrm smelled like fish. Just high school clowning honestly She never talked to me again for like 3 years.



I smashed again three years later and she smelled like fresh flowers

Came back for seconds for about a month or two. She never brought up the previous incident so I didn't either

 

[REAL6]

The struggle is real!

 

[Henri Christophe]

I done been dealt with the smell of straight up dookie

 

[kingdizzy01]

Yea



This thread been made at least a quarter dozen thousand billion times.

My dikk once in the p*ssy will only come out after the nut. I done been dealt with the smell of straight up dookie to seeing the crotch of her draws looking like it had melted Ben and Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream in it

ayo...

had to been scooped up from the club/bar

 

[skeetsinternal]

ayo...

had to been scooped up from the club/bar

This PLUS a chic who did a double shift at work or single mothers so exhausted and strung out with their kids they neglect their hygiene but will answer a text when a nikka says he 5 mins away and coming over. Them wet wipes and hoe baths don't do justice. Some bytches need to rod out the p*ssy with one of them automatic tub cleaners with the brush on the end

 

[Bless't]

Sometimes the scratch and sniff test doesnt work. That stink is deep down.

Its times you gotta penetrate to get that funk to arise.


But by that time you're already in it.

So you forget all those making yourself last exercises, get that nut off then bounce, never to return again.

Yup. Then you have to start breathing strictly through the mouth.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Yup. Then you have to start breathing strictly through the mouth.

The worst is when the stench permeates the air in the room to the point you wonder how this bytch live with herself. Another worst is when that bytch stench DNA be still on you even when u shower. Her funk still be on your balls or when you smell yo upper lip

 

[yardman]

The struggle is real!

So if the p*ssy didn't stink that nikka really was finna hit a crackhead in the back of that pick-up.
:fatboyscust:​

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

worst p-ssy I ever smelt belonged to a stripper working the day shift on either a thursday or a saturday I can't remember, went there that early in the day cause I was hung over as fvck and needed a drink

she sat beside me and good person that I am I couldn't say anything but I was holding my breath with a passion and she's tryna act all cute just to make herself a little bit of money

was dry heaving without showing it tryna drink as fast as I could.

life advice: don't go to a strip club hungover when it's a bar of low ranking & morale