You ever getting a massage

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As a man who personally disposes of his own Condoms after sex, I applaud your foresight, Breh. Any woman leaving the immediate room with your sperm is a potential tragedy waiting to happen; I don't care how dusty/ugly you may think you are, protect ya neck at all times. :ufdup:
 

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And when the Asian lady makes you cum
And she cleans you up
And throws the tissue out
And leaves the room so you can get dressed
Go into the trash bin
And remove the tissue
And take it with you?

I don't know what they be plotting with that shyt


You know they record the massages then put them online on Asian porn websites right?

You laying on the table getting a massage then a hand job.

And you don't get a red cent.
 

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I promise you. There was a huge bust of one of those Asian massage parlors in my city.

The news was like "Clients at this massage parlor maybe getting a little more than they pay for. Tune in at 10."

It was prostitution and trafficking, they found ledgers and 100s of videos.

Of course the owner "couldn't be reached for comment" buy when they did contact him he lived out of state and was like "I rent the office and business to the tenants, I'm not involved in day to day operations. I have a few businesses on different states, nothing like this has happened before."
 

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And when the Asian lady makes you cum
And she cleans you up
And throws the tissue out
And leaves the room so you can get dressed
Go into the trash bin
And remove the tissue

And take it with you?

I don't know what they be plotting with that shyt

So your literally digging inside of a cum dumpster :dame:
 
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