You Ever Had A Chick Joke About Having Your Baby After You Nutted?

[Lana Kane]

Like I posted in another thread, if I tell the guy he needs to put on a condom and he's like this:
Then I say I don't believe in abortions and you'll deal with that baby.

It's not like I'd actually keep the baby but I'm very serious as I say it lol.

 

[Rawtid]

Yea, and she had me shook. Basically, she told me the next day that she was out of the morning after pill on some "hehe oops I forgot to get some before you came over sh#t." Funny how she waited until I left her spot to tell me too.

That made much more watchful when it comes to inquiring about birth control before the act.

Peace

Wait, she keeps Plan B on deck?!?!?! I thought it was EMERGENCY contraception?

 

[Leonard Washington]

Had a chick playing like that recently, I had the face the whole time. I did not see the humor

 

[Ricky Church]

yeah and I immediately hit her with "but your throat can't get pregnant...can it?..."

 

[mcdivit85]

Wait, she keeps Plan B on deck?!?!?! I thought it was EMERGENCY contraception?

I think that was the situation. Bear in mind, this was from awhile ago. But I remember that "shook" feeling clearly and that made me more watchful.

I learned to never assume and always ask before the act from that particular experience. I was slacking.

Peace

 

[skeetsinternal]

I had chics joke about having a baby after I nutted but I was serious with the google voice number

 

[Rawtid]

I think that was the situation. Bear in mind, this was from awhile ago. But I remember that "shook" feeling clearly and that made me more watchful.

I learned to never assume and always ask before the act from that particular experience. I was slacking.

Peace

Son, she was a hoe or extremely ratchet. Honestly a woman keeping plan b's on deck seems crazy unless she copped from a junkie for the low and that's ratchet as fukk. Regarding the bold, even if you ask a woman can lie. Also depending on what type of BC she's on, she could forget to take them and still make you vulnerable. Use protection!! Once a woman gets pregnant you lose control of the situation.

 

[Tommy Knocks]

Like I posted in another thread, if I tell the guy he needs to put on a condom and he's like this:
Then I say I don't believe in abortions and you'll deal with that baby.

It's not like I'd actually keep the baby but I'm very serious as I say it lol.

That's ok. thru experience telling a girl "imma get you pregnant" "Imma cum, lets just have a baby" "I want you to be the mother of my child " while you're thrusting away, usually gets them INSANELY wet. Drives women crazy.

Little do they know, no baby, sorry. I pulled out this one chick and she was like I thought you were gonna come inside?
me: changed my mind

 

[Data-Hawk]

Yes...... a few months later she informed me she was actually preggo.

 

[Lana Kane]

Wait, she keeps Plan B on deck?!?!?! I thought it was EMERGENCY contraception?

That's the biggest red flag I've ever seen. That means she has careless sex most of the time.

I think that was the situation. Bear in mind, this was from awhile ago. But I remember that "shook" feeling clearly and that made me more watchful.

I learned to never assume and always ask before the act from that particular experience. I was slacking.

Peace

Please refrain from fukking that chick. She probs has a STD

That's ok. thru experience telling a girl "imma get you pregnant" "Imma cum, lets just have a baby" "I want you to be the mother of my child " while you're thrusting away, usually gets them INSANELY wet. Drives women crazy.

That would honestly dry me up and kill my mood.

 

[mcdivit85]

Son, she was a hoe or extremely ratchet. Honestly a woman keeping plan b's on deck seems crazy unless she copped from a junkie for the low and that's ratchet as fukk. Regarding the bold, even if you ask a woman can lie. Also depending on what type of BC she's on, she could forget to take them and still make you vulnerable. Use protection!! Once a woman gets pregnant you lose control of the situation.

I feel you. Like I said, I learned from that experience as it was from awhile ago. Also, I started with protection with her and got lax.

I take it as a learning experience and got better. We didn't kick it for much longer after that episode.

Peace

 

[Tommy Knocks]

That's the biggest red flag I've ever seen. That means she has careless sex most of the time.



Please refrain from fukking that chick. She probs has a STD



That would honestly dry me up and kill my mood.

As would talking about an abortion but it seems to work for you.

 

[Lana Kane]

As would talking about an abortion but it seems to work for you.

I only say that because I want them to wear protection lol. I'm not saying that to kill the mood.

 

[mcdivit85]

Please refrain from fukking that chick. She probs has a STD

This was from awhile ago as in several years ago. Trust me, I learned from it and took it as a wake up call. Plus, we stopped kicking it shortly after that episode.

Peace

 

[mcdivit85]

This was from awhile ago as in several years ago. Trust me, I learned from it and took it as a wake up call. Plus, we stopped kicking it shortly after that episode.

Peace

Actually, I just remembered what the real lay out was. Again, this was from years ago, and today is the first time I actually thought about it. I told the story incorrectly.

She had been using birth control and had ran out, but she didn't mention this before we had sex(not good). The next day she went to get the morning after pill to make sure(i.e. emergency contraception). She didn't keep them on deck.

Either way, she should've told me but she didn't. Then she made some jokes about getting pregnant, which shook me up. She got the morning after pill and all was taken care of. I learned from the situation and became much more cognizant in future encounters.

Peace