NicoleNecole
The sarcastic sweetheart
Ugly thugs love me and really short men. I laugh about now but back in the day it use to get me hot!
Ugly thugs love me and really short men. I laugh about now but back in the day it use to get me hot!
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but with his hairline farther back. So within a minute or two she starts speaking up saying "Isn't he cute?!" Lo and behold she was talking about me to her date...really grimey shyt...regardless of how dusty the two of them were. Fam turns around to mention in a jokingly fashion how its messed up and I just said some shyt like "yeah, but that's between y'all
" and then my food came...luckily I paid for it as soon as I came so I just got the fukk out of there 
lmfaoo you win this one Ricky Church




Ok I'll contribute:
Two years ago I stopped by this restaurant on the way home to pick up a salad after my workout. It had a bar so I sat at the bar waiting for my food. A 5'6" woman that had to be about 350+ sat at a stool three stools away and she smelled bad. So I could tell she was eying me hard but didn't pay any mind since she was just looking. Her date comes through and its a dusty ass nikka that looked like a younger version ofbut with his hairline farther back. So within a minute or two she starts speaking up saying "Isn't he cute?!" Lo and behold she was talking about me to her date...really grimey shyt...regardless of how dusty the two of them were. Fam turns around to mention in a jokingly fashion how its messed up and I just said some shyt like "yeah, but that's between y'all
" and then my food came...luckily I paid for it as soon as I came so I just got the fukk out of there
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.... I was their 1st
Any ways they had that one ugly friend. She was cool but looked like a foot. She hit me over the head with the 'I've always liked and wanted to be with me!' The night before she was moving out of state. 


The big girl is built as a square. Deep inside, brehs, I felt embarrassed and hurt
I'm mean enough that they know better than to do something like that.I questioned my looks after two beautiful women whom I know suggested that I should talk to their co-worker who is a fat white woman.The big girl is built as a square. Deep inside, brehs, I felt embarrassed and hurt
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...i was sort of offended and didn't want those around us to think we ever hand anything going
..so one day i asked her " where did she know me from schools she said yeah and named like 2 different schools i never attended
since then she has chilled on that shyt
This one ratchet White girl who offered me her Vag, randomly tapped me in the nuts when I was in High School. It's funny, I'm sure every dude on here has lowkey, been sexually assaulted by a White girl at least once in their life. And White supremacist try to sell Americans on that "The Black man is raping our White women" narrative. No, your white sea donkeys are assaulting US!!!!I had one come up and just grab my dikk in the bar this past weekend.![]()
