You ever just sit and think about how vulnerable your balls are?

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This why I wear tight sport briefs in the gym, I made the mistake of wearing boxers once and deadlifted really felt like I had been kicked in the balls for days .... I actually think if you have quite a large package ,you need to get more support ,I mean women have sports bras.

But the scariest shyt I have ever experienced was when my brother got torison of the testicles . {look it up to scare yourself}, the scary bit is, it can happen randomly, my younger brother when he was 14 went to bed and his balls basically tried to strangle themselves while he was asleep .... he was in agony, so much agony he was puking. I actually had to help hold him down in A and E, while he was examined as he lashed out and kicked a doctor in the head.A police officer and to come in and help.They had to sedate him in the end, and no word of a lie the cop had tears in his eyes. So did I ,as men you know it must had been the worst pain ever. It upset me so much,the cop had to calm me down and take me outside . And the other freaky thing, my uncle wasn't even there, he heard about it, and he actually got such bad pains in his balls from HEARING about it,he went to the doctor. I wouldn't wish torsion on almost anyone, accept a child molestor. They had to remove one of my brothers balls in surgery.
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:lupe: it freaks me out yo. I feel like they need more protection than a flesh sack. That just seems like poor design to me. If there is a god i got some questions bout dat.
I guess you could wear a cup 24/7. :manny:

 

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I think God knew that dudes were likely to get a little :shaq: from time to time so he made balls weak to help women protect themselves :yeshrug:
 

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This why I wear tight sport briefs in the gym, I made the mistake of wearing boxers once and deadlifted really felt like I had been kicked in the balls for days .... I actually think if you have quite a large package ,you need to get more support ,I mean women have sports bras.

But the scariest shyt I have ever experienced was when my brother got torison of the testicles . {look it up to scare yourself}, the scary bit is, it can happen randomly, my younger brother when he was 14 went to bed and his balls basically tried to strangle themselves while he was asleep .... he was in agony, so much agony he was puking. I actually had to help hold him down in A and E, while he was examined as he lashed out and kicked a doctor in the head.A police officer and to come in and help.They had to sedate him in the end, and no word of a lie the cop had tears in his eyes. So did I ,as men you know it must had been the worst pain ever. It upset me so much,the cop had to calm me down and take me outside . And the other freaky thing, my uncle wasn't even there, he heard about it, and he actually got such bad pains in his balls from HEARING about it,he went to the doctor. I wouldn't wish torsion on almost anyone, accept a child molestor. They had to remove one of my brothers balls in surgery.
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This why I wear tight sport briefs in the gym, I made the mistake of wearing boxers once and deadlifted really felt like I had been kicked in the balls for days .... I actually think if you have quite a large package ,you need to get more support ,I mean women have sports bras.

But the scariest shyt I have ever experienced was when my brother got torison of the testicles . {look it up to scare yourself}, the scary bit is, it can happen randomly, my younger brother when he was 14 went to bed and his balls basically tried to strangle themselves while he was asleep .... he was in agony, so much agony he was puking. I actually had to help hold him down in A and E, while he was examined as he lashed out and kicked a doctor in the head.A police officer and to come in and help.They had to sedate him in the end, and no word of a lie the cop had tears in his eyes. So did I ,as men you know it must had been the worst pain ever. It upset me so much,the cop had to calm me down and take me outside . And the other freaky thing, my uncle wasn't even there, he heard about it, and he actually got such bad pains in his balls from HEARING about it,he went to the doctor. I wouldn't wish torsion on almost anyone, accept a child molestor. They had to remove one of my brothers balls in surgery.
Breh after reading this I literally got nauseous and passed out for an hour and a half(I got a weak stomach:yeshrug:), a nikka read this and was like :sadcam: then a few more minutes after thinking about it I was on my bed like :deadmanny: holding my nuts. Half a year ago I went for my annual checkup and told the doc about a subtle pain I had in my nuts when they hang, doc said it sounds like it could be leading up to a case like this and to make sure I wear tight undergarments (Briefs and tighty whities)to hold them up to prevent them from tangling. After this story I'm so shook now bruh :mjcry:
 

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Breh after reading this I literally got nauseous and passed out for an hour and a half(I got a weak stomach:yeshrug:), a nikka read this and was like :sadcam: then a few more minutes after thinking about it I was on my bed like :deadmanny: holding my nuts. Half a year ago I went for my annual checkup and told the doc about a subtle pain I had in my nuts when they hang, doc said it sounds like it could be leading up to a case like this and to make sure I wear tight undergarments (Briefs and tighty whities)to hold them up to prevent them from tangling. After this story I'm so shook now bruh :mjcry:

How old are you? Because my brother was 14, and this random shyt tends to happen to guys around his age, as you get older the risk goes down. By the time you are 18, not likely it will happen for no reason . Most older guys get it ironically from playing golf. Or some extreme contact sport like rugby.

The only real advice I can give you,is ,if it happens time is the most important thing. My dad was away on business, and my brother was too embarrassed to tell our mother what was wrong with him,so he lay in bed for hours in severe pain. As he woke up in the middle of the night with it, and didnt tell her until much later in the morning. He just stayed in his room hoping the pain would go. Basically the longer you leave it, the more likely you are to lose a ball. So any severe pain tell someone and go straight to hospital. And the pain from it ,isn't a bit of an ache, you will know if you get it.

Also most of the time they can untwist them without losing testicles if they can save them,they can do an operation that prevents it happening again, , unfortunately my brother was one of the unlucky ones and he was too far gone.

I tell you what though, Iam never going to play golf ever. fukk that shyt. My uncle wasn't even there and he got pains in his balls thinking about it.
 

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nikkas used to violate at my school. some kids started "cup check day" where people were just running around hitting eachother in the dikk. i remember getting hit with a spiraled football from across the gym once.
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How old are you? Because my brother was 14, and this random shyt tends to happen to guys around his age, as you get older the risk goes down. By the time you are 18, not likely it will happen for no reason . Most older guys get it ironically from playing golf. Or some extreme contact sport like rugby.

The only real advice I can give you,is ,if it happens time is the most important thing. My dad was away on business, and my brother was too embarrassed to tell our mother what was wrong with him,so he lay in bed for hours in severe pain. As he woke up in the middle of the night with it, and didnt tell her until much later in the morning. He just stayed in his room hoping the pain would go. Basically the longer you leave it, the more likely you are to lose a ball. So any severe pain tell someone and go straight to hospital. And the pain from it ,isn't a bit of an ache, you will know if you get it.

Also most of the time they can untwist them without losing testicles if they can save them,they can do an operation that prevents it happening again, , unfortunately my brother was one of the unlucky ones and he was too far gone.

I tell you what though, Iam never going to play golf ever. fukk that shyt. My uncle wasn't even there and he got pains in his balls thinking about it.

I'm 24, I don't really play any type of sports anymore let alone golf :whoo:and haven't had any type of severe pains like you describe. The pains I have/had are very subtle and hardly noticeable, and only start when I let my nuts hang. Besides that, tight undergarments have helped to suppress the issue altogether I think I'm good though I feel alot better about it breh :whew:
 

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It's why I wear tights at the gym so my balls don't swing into a weight machine and get crushed.
 
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