You ever look at your pops' baby mama(s) and be like :scusthov:

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pops couldnt help but simp..
my ole bird is a olive skinned black
and sicilian woman with freckles and long hair.
where I got my sex appeal from.
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I love my moms to death, but for real.....looks-wise, he could've done better :snoop:

She ain't ugly, but you can tell she never won any beauty pageants, either (God bless that woman, though)

And my half-brother's mother look tore up from the floor-up :damn:.....make my moms look like Halle Berry

Even the bytch he's dating now look like a rhesus monkey

It's one thing to have ugly hate sex/practice sex with these women, but to procreate with them.....damn, pops :snoop:.....and I can never tell him any of this shyt, either

Man....I just think about that shyt, and that motivates me to never lay dikk on any chick less than a 7. It ain't worth the risk, condom or not. Can't be havin' no sons who take look at their momma or whoever the hell I'm with at the time, then look back at me like


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so if you're saying ur mom is busted, what does that make you???? :stopitslime:
 
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so if you're saying ur mom is busted, what does that make you???? :stopitslime:

First of all, I didn't say my moms is busted....all I said was, you could tell she wasn't exactly a dime in her day.....the other women I mentioned look WAY worse

I know the fake-ass thing to do is act like mama is the most beautiful woman in the world (and she IS.....on the inside), but I'm keeping it real.....if not also a bit ignant :yeshrug:

And besides all that......thankfully, I look almost exactly like my pops :whew: (no homo).....strong genes that nikka got

Not gonna act like I'm Denzel or some shyt but I still definitely pass the damn test


But that makes the whole thing even worse IMO......how you gonna have these boyish good looks he and I was blessed with, yet still mess with less-than-stellar broads :snoop:
 
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My moms is beautiful. I always thought she was the most beautiful woman on the planet when I was a kid.

Sorry you got shytty genes breh :sadcam:
 
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