I'm always surprised to find out that some of the smartest, nerdiest dudes ended up becoming career criminals in and out of prison.
The baddest chicks back then are morbidly obese and/or single moms now
this is the real surprise to me. I remember this nerdy kid playing pokemon in math class whose mugshot I saw online for armed robbery. Really must have needed that charizard.
Another guy killed somebody in an Uber. He was so level headed though, that one shocked me.
...wait....Erica is y'all older sister!?!?? 

. She said its me Mecca.
"Oh shyt, whats up" Dapped her up, and she said that she was chillin. So I walked in, about a min later she came in while I was at the register, and asked if I had a dollar to get 4 looseys. Gave it to her, and bounced.