You Ever Pretended To be An Athlete To Get Some?

[Silkk]

Thinking of passing myself as dontrell willis or nate robinson for a night

 

[yseJ]

best thing if youre posing as dontrelle...is even if they ask you to throw something, you aint gotta aim it

 

[BigE's Taper Fade]

Thinking of passing myself as dontrell willis or nate robinson for a night

why would you pick a midget and an irrelevant pitcher from the early 2000s?

 

[BLAZO da GAWD]

I go to UF. I pose as a nikka on the squad to get white poon and free entry into clubs all the time

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Both those dudes are

 

[yseJ]

seriously tho, this is exponentially harder to pull off nowadays when every broad and her mom has a smartphone that can use google.

 

[pez]

Maybe if you just say you're their manager and you can get them access. Add them to your phonebook and pretend to text them. "Oh, Lebron wants to come to our afterparty. Should I just tell him to fukk off again?"

 

[yseJ]

Maybe if you just say you're their manager and you can get them access. Add them to your phonebook and pretend to text them. "Oh, Lebron wants to come to our afterparty. Should I just tell him to fukk off again?"

this reminds me of how on p0rn boards agents pose as whores and once admins find out they expose them and then a shytstorm breaks loose

 

[Silkk]

why would you pick a midget and an irrelevant pitcher from the early 2000s?

You think chicks would recognize them nikkas out of a lineup?

 

[yseJ]

You think chicks would recognize them nikkas out of a lineup?

takes 5 secs to google the athlete.,,unless chick is wasted or white, shell know it aint you.

 

[Montez]

seriously tho, this is exponentially harder to pull off nowadays when every broad and her mom has a smartphone that can use google.

Dem Amish bytches don't know the difference between Mike Schmidt and Jrue Holiday.

You have to know your target market.

Plus we all look the same to white folks

 

[Silkk]

takes 5 secs to google the athlete.,,unless chick is wasted or white, shell know it aint you.

Wearing shades and a hat, we all look alike

 

[Lakerman0834]

always say random soccer players with my boys to dumbass girls and they eat that shyt up. Nima van persie

 

[OGmittee]

Im not sure if I walked up to a bish and asked them who dontrelle willis was they would know...u might wanna try a name a little more recognizable, or just use your name and say your on the team, they wont know

 

[HookersandIceCream]

Just dont get mistaken for Dwayne Wade in Miami