You Ever Pretended To be An Athlete To Get Some?

[HHR]

this reminds me of how on p0rn boards agents pose as whores and once admins find out they expose them and then a shytstorm breaks loose

Wait........what?

 

[yseJ]

Nima van persie

 

[yseJ]

Wait........what?

I know its kinda of a reach comparison...but yea.
some boards have porn stars posting and shyt...half the time its their agents posting for them, its like their job to market em like that.

 

[HHR]

I need to see that shyt. Immediately

 

[yoyoyo1]

Just say you're not known and in the team's reserve squad or something, that's why you don't have a page!

 

[yseJ]

@HHR
Ill try to get u a link or two when I get home from work. I stumbled across that shyt looking for some video.

 

[Malta]

I've had a few different women ask me if I play football.

It never occurred to me to say yes, but then again I'm not single

 

[EducatedBrothaFromTheBank]

Both those dudes are

he's the starting point guard for the Chicago Bulls, how is he ?

the fukk

 

[Heelmatic]

My brother got on with Tennessee football as a walk on and he would hook me up with all kinds of free UT/Adidas shyt. bytches see a big 6'3 nikka decked out in UT football gear, what else they gonna think? And if a she wants to get with a college football player, I'm not one to stand in the way of a bytches dream.

 

[King Poetic]

i went to a college that was 85% white, so most of the time white chicks thought i played football, so i didn't even have to speak game they just gave me love..

damn i missed college

 

[L&HH]

I go to UF. I pose as a nikka on the squad to get white poon and free entry into clubs all the time

I goto Maryland got a homie who be posing as players as well. He told me once somebody thought he was Nik Caner-Medley who's white but my nikka is light skin mixed half-cuban half-black. As far as me I used to try and stunt but the shyt got annoying REAL quick (like after a week quick lol) cause I used to play football in high school and still had some resentment that I wasnt playing anymore, so I would hit these white ppl with the anytime they'd ask.

 

[Lakerman0834]

braugh soccer player is the best since not well known here in the states. and white chicks are dumb as shyt but wont wanna look dumb so theyll fall for that shyt in a second. And if they are drunk

 

[ThaBronxBully]

If You're Tall Just Buy Some Team T Shirt From A College Around Ya Way, Some Shirt That Says Like "Fordham Basketball" And Just Post Up Around Campus, Soon As You Strike Up Convo With A PYT Tell Them You're Nevous Cuz You Have Draft Try Outs This Summer...

And Let It Go From There

Just Make Sure She Dont Wanna Come See A Game