You Ever Pulled A Cougar? Share Your Story.

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Just what the title says, have you ever cracked a cougar? I'm talking 35+.

On Thanksgiving I overheard my aunt complaining about how many women her age never got any anymore, so I started thinking about where all these alleged thirsty older women we always hear about, hang out. And what are the best ways to get at them.

The oldest woman I've been with was 31, but I've always been curious as to what it's like to have a casual encounter with an older chick. Any experiences?
 

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Older woman and I mean really older than me always try to step to me and flirt and down ask to get down. When this happens, which is fairly often, I always refuse. I almost insulted when an older woman steps to me, I'm 31 though. And it's usually the white women, they think just because they're white that I'm going to say yes. They're damn old enough to be my mother
 
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5 stars, dap and +rep :myman:
puerto rican cougar from texas :steviej:

best sex i ever had :banderas:

met her while i was workin' at target of all places :heh:

long story short, she was lookin' for somethin' in the health and beauty department and asked me if we had it in store and from there i started up a conversation
we shared some quick laughs and i asked if it was cool if i got her phone number because i'd like to talk to her more and get to know her
she said that was cool and from there we talked a few times before we went out on a date like a week later
we hooked up after the 3rd time we went out together
the sex was out of this world :whew::banderas:
long story short, while we had some great times together, she ended up gettin' a job in another state and moved and i went back with my ex :mjcry:
 
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So I used to work higher-end retail at a major casino on the strip when I was in college. It was a job where 18-22 year olds like myself all worked so it had a dope social dynamic, and trust me, I was getting it in with my female co-workers :shaq:

One afternoon, me and my Mexican co-worker breh were on the sales floor and it was pretty slow, so we're just choppin it up about what our plans are after we get off work at 10 :jawalrus:

Suddenly, a group of tourists struts into the store. Three 35-45 year old decently attractive Latina and CAC women :obama: followed by their husbands.

They're definite MILF/goldigger status and all of them are obviously a bit drunk so we know we about to get some sales:myman:

So the husbands wander off in the store, and my Mexican breh starts helping out the MILFS.

Out of NOWHERE, the Latina one hits him with the :takedat:

She tells him "You're really cute, what are you doing tonight ":dahell::leon::obama:

Her husband is standing like 15 feet away :heh: Must be something about Vegas :whew:

So they exchange numbers in the fitting room real low-key, and she tells him that they're staying in the same hotel :mjlol: Her husband pays for all the shyt, drops a couple grand on this thot:pachaha:

The simps leave the store first real excited about hitting the sportsbook, and right before she leaves out the door past the theft-scanners she shoots a look back and's like, "You can bring him too :takedat:" referring to me :damn::noah:

So now we gotta gameplan :patrice:. I'd never had group sex before so I was kind of ambivalent about coming through if that's what was going down :jbhmm: We don't even know what's going to happen tonight :lupe:

So we get off at 10 then start kicking it on the Strip with some drinks, just waiting :pachaha:

At about 11:30, my boy gets a call :leon:

Guess who it is :pachaha:

She sounds drunk as fukk on the phone, and lets us know her room number. Says their husbands are out gambling and won't be back til late :skip:

The liquid courage takes over. We look at each other like... fukk it let's go :pachaha:

Gave all three of them the full Vegas experience that night :banderas:

Even took the expensive ass hotel wine bottle from their suite when we were done :banderas:



























Trust your significant other in Vegas, brehs :mjlol:
 

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5 stars, dap and +rep :myman:
puerto rican cougar from texas :steviej:

best sex i ever had :banderas:

met her while i was workin' at target of all places :heh:

long story short, she was lookin' for somethin' in the health and beauty department and asked me if he had it in store and from there i started up a conversation
we shared some quick laughs and i asked if it was cool if i got her phone number because i'd like to talk to her more and get to know her
she said that was cool and from there we talked a few times before we went out on a date like a week later
we hooked up after the 3rd time we went out together
the sex was out of this world :whew::banderas:
long story short, while we had some great times together, she ended up gettin' a job in another state and moved and i went back with my ex :mjcry:
That explains your obsession with milfs :ohhh:
Milf put it on you then dipped on you and you never got closure
 
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That explains your obsession with milfs :ohhh:
Milf put it on you then dipped on you and you never got closure

bruh, you don't even know! :whew:
i saw the tattoo on her leg and was instantly turned on :banderas:

i was like "where you get that done at? that's nice" on some stevie j shyt :steviej::lolbron:

i'll never forget 1 time i was hangin' out with my cousin and i ran into her at blockbuster :lolbron:and at the same time i'm in there with my cousin and i was flirtin' with this woman who was workin' in there and out of nowhere here come gloria talkin' bout, "uh huh, who is this" :usure:

"i'm like, she the cashier" :shaq2: i was a damn fool :mjlol:
 

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Yup. Same here when it came to the majority of women I slept with. Always caught the eye of women older than me than my age or younger. Had a lady with her kids look at me like :shaq: when I was at Chipotle to get dinner .

Anyway, my most recent pull was at a bar downtown. 48 yr old soccer mom type but she had ass though. I was there that night to actually try to fukk a friend of mine that's a music artist who had a gig . Older PAWG came on to me . Within an hour I was fukking her at her place a few blocks away.

I made sure I left with ol girl without my friend noticing where I went after her show :win:

Shared a joint with the MILF before smashing that she rolled with one of those Chinese finger trap looking papers .

She was the one night stand I admitted in the confession thread :demonic:

As for my singing friend, shes back in town this weekend :youngsabo:
 
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