You Ever Pulled A Cougar? Share Your Story.

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My white homey pulled a cougar after all his dogs hollered at em first. :troll:

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Smashed this maid at my job who might be 45+. She only spoke spanish so she had her friend on speaker phone translate that she wanted to mess around and more then one time. She ended up waiting 3+ hours for me to get off my night shift and i ended up piping her down in the back seat of my car and dropping her back off at my job.

This all happen less then 2 hours ago...
 

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Just what the title says, have you ever cracked a cougar? I'm talking 35+.

On Thanksgiving I overheard my aunt complaining about how many women her age never got any anymore, so I started thinking about where all these alleged thirsty older women we always hear about, hang out. And what are the best ways to get at them.

The oldest woman I've been with was 31, but I've always been curious as to what it's like to have a casual encounter with an older chick. Any experiences?
the internets... met this super thick ass lady that was like 50... i would post the pic, but the way y'all coli wolves is set up.....



anyways met her on myspace... saw her club pic, in a full catwoman one piece, ass phat like a motherfukker.... i KNOW dressing like that at her age, she was baiting young nikkas

so i hit her with a message.. complimented her up on looking good... asked her about lying about her age (always works on old bittys)... and told her how i'd like to meet her



first meeting was after the club... i told her wear the same outfit... she did... she sucked me off in the car

second time she told me come to the crib... no lie we moved that bed 5 feet... she might be the best ever but def top 10


last time i seen her, it was at another club... now she manages rappers... and has a man... she walked me to my car and kissed me on the low and i skated out





the secret to cougars... and i've had a lot.... make them feel that they are younger than YOU... carry yourself as if YOU are older than them... that's all


they want to feel young again... and a young man chasing them is all they want... but they don't wanna feel like you in high school... so act like you been here before
 

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Older woman and I mean really older than me always try to step to me and flirt and down ask to get down. When this happens, which is fairly often, I always refuse. I almost insulted when an older woman steps to me, I'm 31 though. And it's usually the white women, they think just because they're white that I'm going to say yes. They're damn old enough to be my mother
women are no different from men... in any capacity... they just hide it better

them old bytches don't feel you want them cause they white... they feel that they offered you free p*ssy and how dare a man turn down free p*ssy

you 50 and a man, woman or alligator..... you gonna want that young fresh dikk/p*ssy.... always
 

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I told this story here countless times but when I was 21 I messed with this 38 y/o Jamaican chick her face wasn't all that but she was petite with a ass like beauty dior she fukked me like a champ. But beyond sexual attraction we didn't really click
 

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Smashed this maid at my job who might be 45+. She only spoke spanish so she had her friend on speaker phone translate that she wanted to mess around and more then one time. She ended up waiting 3+ hours for me to get off my night shift and i ended up piping her down in the back seat of my car and dropping her back off at my job.

This all happen less then 2 hours ago...


u lyin we need pic
 

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None of them were good looking by any stretch of the imagination........ I pulled a few though....... I was like 21 and she was 39..... Her son was like 7 years younger than me..... Condom broke one time while I was inside of her, I still want to know what happened to the other piece of the condom........ Another female had me by 20 years...... She let me pee on her LOL........Her son was a couple years younger than me and wanted to fight me for some reason..... He told me I need to find somebody my own age LOL........ That cougar life was stressful to me...........
 
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