You ever skate off like a pirate with another breh's Thot?

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That line makes zero sense. Would of been better, if it was. "Sail off like a pirate". Since when do pirates skate?
 

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Yeah...on halloween night a couple years back, I took a whole bottle of erk n jerk to the neck before going out so I was feeling extra bold with it that night. Did the Dr. Octopus snatch on this cat I knew at the bars, who was polying with this chick he just met, but she wasnt really feelin' him. She was lightweight bad too.

But remember that erk n jerk? Yeah...she took be back to her cribbo, and I proceeded to puke all over her bathroom where I eventually passed out. Never got to hit, and surprisingly she never talked to me again. Weird.

Ive never fukked with the jerk since. That sht turn a nicca funny.
 

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Yeah...on halloween night a couple years back, I took a whole bottle of erk n jerk to the neck before going out so I was feeling extra bold with it that night. Did the Dr. Octopus snatch on this cat I knew at the bars, who was polying with this chick he just met, but she wasnt really feelin' him. She was lightweight bad too.

But remember that erk n jerk? Yeah...she took be back to her cribbo, and I proceeded to puke all over her bathroom where I eventually passed out. Never got to hit, and surprisingly she never talked to me again. Weird.

Ive never fukked with the jerk since. That sht turn a nicca funny.
I don't understand any of these words :dwillhuh:
 

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yall nikkas think yall cool....fukk around and mess with the wrong person with a loose screw....and he pop u and her
 

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What I do is I jack off then go outside and tell a bytch she lookin "aight" then I ask her if she wanna chill.
 

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all these single women and you just gotta steal another mans girl.

then again chick in question is at fault for not having any standards to say no
 
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