You ever slept in the p*ssy?

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shyt is just :noah:

if you stay awake long enough you can randomly feel those walls contracting :noah:

had me looking at her like "you want to go again":lupe:...but she was sleep though...

then i was like "oh shyt it's the walls contracting":ooh::krs:...shyt caught me off guard...cause as a man i am only around a vagina when it's time for sex...other than that me and vagina aint really got nothing to talk about...

But that shyt was like :whoo::gladbron:...it was like watching an animal during a time your not supposed to...like sneaking into a zoo at 2 am and the polar bears are play fighting or some shyt when during the day they just be chillin on some fake ice like :beli:

I'll check, but I'm pretty sure your not a real man unless you let your meat :cook: in some vagumbo at least once...

Just don't look at all the crust when you finally do pull out:scusthov:
 

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I was eating out while drunk and she fell asleep and I did eventually, I woke up with a wet, crusted face.

A bit like this.
cake-face-birthday-boy.jpg
 

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Somewhere tropic...
shyt is just :noah:

if you stay awake long enough you can randomly feel those walls contracting :noah:

had me looking at her like "you want to go again":lupe:...but she was sleep though...

then i was like "oh shyt it's the walls contracting":ooh::krs:...shyt caught me off guard...cause as a man i am only around a vagina when it's time for sex...other than that me and vagina aint really got nothing to talk about...

But that shyt was like :whoo::gladbron:...it was like watching an animal during a time your not supposed to...like sneaking into a zoo at 2 am and the polar bears are play fighting or some shyt when during the day they just be chillin on some fake ice like :beli:

I'll check, but I'm pretty sure your not a real man unless you let your meat :cook: in some vagumbo at least once...

Just don't look at all the crust when you finally do pull out:scusthov:

:pachaha:
 
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