You ever slept in the p*ssy?
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wake up with ya dikk all shribbled up & crinkly & shyt 
I was eating out while drunk and she fell asleep and I did eventually, I woke up with a wet, crusted face.
A bit like this.
I used to throw on some briefs or some shyt in this case...wake up with ya dikk all shribbled up & crinkly & shyt
but now I'm like fukk it... bytch can see, exam, and review it at all stages.. chicks seem to know more about it than nikkas anyway. They've seen a few, you only really know about ur own.
Born2BKing
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Naw but I've slid it in while they were sleep. Lick them fingers, wet the tip and penetrate. She learned not to spoon with me when she butt naked. 
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Playeroni
Aka Nasty Neighbor #CREEPLIFE
Yep once. Was sharing a hotel room with out friends. We were out partying in decided to go back before them. Got to bussing that shyt down but of course these nikkas roll in.
We had to stop and act like we we're sleep, fukked around and feel asleep. When I woke back up, my mans was still in there so I got to rocking it again. Nice and slow she didn't wake up, but her shyt was getting wet still 
Let a fat load off and went back to sleep. I'm not a total creep so I told her the next day. Yeah I'm nasty peep the s/n.
We had to stop and act like we we're sleep, fukked around and feel asleep. When I woke back up, my mans was still in there so I got to rocking it again. Nice and slow she didn't wake up, but her shyt was getting wet still Let a fat load off and went back to sleep. I'm not a total creep so I told her the next day. Yeah I'm nasty peep the s/n.
Dirty Mcdrawz
Your girl loves em....
beat me to it,
I was gonna tell these nikkas thats a $50 nap.
word that's a sunday morning for me, but no pill neccessary
get married brehs
LMFAO sorry for laughing but you had to next that one...My estrange wife tried to act brand new wit me when I left it in for like a 1min
I laughed multiple times while reading this lmfaoshyt is just
if you stay awake long enough you can randomly feel those walls contracting
had me looking at her like "you want to go again"...but she was sleep though...
then i was like "oh shyt it's the walls contracting"...shyt caught me off guard...cause as a man i am only around a vagina when it's time for sex...other than that me and vagina aint really got nothing to talk about...
But that shyt was like...it was like watching an animal during a time your not supposed to...like sneaking into a zoo at 2 am and the polar bears are play fighting or some shyt when during the day they just be chillin on some fake ice like
I'll check, but I'm pretty sure your not a real man unless you let your meatin some vagumbo at least once...
Just don't look at all the crust when you finally do pull out
I tried that shyt once, girl woke upYep once. Was sharing a hotel room with out friends. We were out partying in decided to go back before them. Got to bussing that shyt down but of course these nikkas roll in.
I'd feel some type of way if she didn't
MorningAfter pill?
I had never heard of this until this yearand it was on the coli. Supposedly it's good for youY'all don't take post coital pisses?
tried to, just ended up doing another round