You ever thought you had a serious STD?

[Rice'N Beckford]

Dry skin on my dikk be having the kid spooked too @skeetsinternal. Taking a shower and washin ya dikk off have u lookin like

 

[Eddie_1100]

 

[luckyse7enz]

Unusual....where was she from?

When I was in college, this skeezer and I were messing around and I just slide right in and shoot the club up like a garden hose....

Did that 5 months straight and I knew other dudes were wrecking, but I was smashing other girls #rawgang....

A year later, my serious girl wanted me to get a full test....

Called up for the results expecting the worst...

All negative...

Got the magic healing x factor...

That SURPRISINGLY clean test...

Them micro cuts from dry p*ssy and prickly pubic hairs be having ya dikk chewed the fukk up. I remember fukking this one dry p*ssy chic I was Smh at for being so young but had dry p*ssy, however I was determined to bust that nut. I was taking breaks to spit on my dikk, spit in her p*ssy but the strokes kept drying her out. I even reached over on her dresser for the organic coconut oil put some on her anus to melt and drip down to the p*ssy to keep it lubed up and that shyt ended up working but my dikk was chewed the fukk up like a dog's chew toy afterwards . I ain't even bother washing my dikk off in her sink cuz I knew the water and soap would have burned. Dawg, I went home and buried my dikk like T'challa got buried in black panther in a jar of cold creamy peanut butter and my dikk and I laid there till we drifted off to the soothing ancestorual plains. Took me a week to heal up

We’re witnessing Playoff Skeets here, brehs.

 

[kaldurahm]

I didn't wear a rubber for this chick because she was an Asian grad student.

I got the clap right after.

I was crying to her on the phone because it hurt so fukking much to pee but she ain't give no fukks telling me shoulda wore a rubber and blamed it on me.

I hope you warned her. In some areas, for some dudes, this might be grounds for getting clapped.

Cause if she was aware she had it, she should've told you

Clap ain't that serious but some folks don't play

 

[Oatmeal]

Male yeast infection

Finished getting it in and didn't think anything until a few days later when my skin was dry and flakey and I was like

What the fck is this! I tried to scrub off in the shower but skin was still raw, I did the worst thing possible which was go online and try to figure it out....
I got AIDS....no wait...
I got Herpes....naw that ain't it

Dis bytch gave me Goner Rhea!.....nope not that one either

I was sweating for days before I could make it to the doctor but before then my skin started clearing up, doc was like you had a yeast infection

I ain't even know dudes could have them, but then I was cleared and ready for a rematch

 

[hatealot]

fukked a ex and i caught a yeast infection, dikk was itching and had dry spots on my shaft even after washing and moisturizing. I thought it was a good idea to scratch with a hair brush... fukked around and my whole body broke down in hives.

At the point it was fukk my dikk, my whole body including face had huge hive welts on me. All the way fukked up. I dont wish hives on no man

 

[L@CaT]

I thought I had syphilis a few months ago.

Turns out it was just contact dermatitis from this hemp lotion I was using to jerk the dikk.

Don't jack off with Hempz, brehs.

 

[G.O.A.T Squad Spokesman]

No wonder the STD rate us so high. You mufukkas raw dog anything