7th Letter Specialist
We Love Money, We Love Weed!
Sit down IN the urinals? 
You get 1 million dollars guaranteed but.....
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I'm reminded of this one time I stopped to use the bathroom at a gas station. The bathroom was closed "for repairs" so they had a port o potty out back. I just had to take a piss so I wasn't all that bothered at first. Apparently no one cleaned that that damn thing. It reeked of shyt and there were flies everywhere. I was so angry, the food I bought at the station before hand, I returned in a huff and was all kinds of mad and all kinds of traumatized.
The idea of sitting down to pee in a port a potty sounds terrible and in that instant, I'd probably become a feminist and hate men everywhere on some hater shyt for being able to stand up and pee and creating a world where standing up to pee was so glorious and advantageous.
Where there's a will, there's a waySit down IN the urinals?
Don't you ever disrespect me by imagining me peeing sitting or standing up.
When I get that 3am bladder call I'm not trying to turn on the lights and fukk up my circadian rhythm. Nope, that could not be me. I'm pulling down my drawers and pissin while I sit in the dark like a real man.
Sometimes I just wanna use my bidet and I also have to pee. Two birds, one stone.
BmoreGorilla
Veteran
Just squat like women doSit down IN the urinals?
Elim Garak
Veteran
First and foremost yes, secondly this thread is fukking awful.
Justin Nitsuj
Superstar
I only sit to piss when I gotta take a shyt too so that one million dollars is good as gone 
I only sit to piss when I gotta take a shyt too so that one million dollars is good as gone
Hold up.
You sit to shyt?
beenz
Rap Guerilla
sign me up. and also, I'd cop some diapers just in case.