You Get A Chance To Talk To Your 2008 self for 20 minutes, what advice do you give them?

[HabitualLineSteppa]

When mama calls you to hang up that picture, DO IT!

Sell ALL your sneakers NOW

Get to work on time everyday!!!!

Don't date her bro! You need this struggle!

Start school NOW!!!

Don't start drinkin alone

 

[Nigerianwonder]

Winning lotto numbers and a list of stocks to invest my winnings into.

 

[CarltonJunior]

- A sports almanac.

- Tell myself not to fukk with these crooked ass hoes, because these bytches is leeches. They don't give a fukk about you.

- Don't date this woman, she's given you nothing but grief.

- Switch high schools earlier.

- Don't be a simp, you've learned from those mistakes already. (got caught up simping for 2 chicks around soph/junior year)
- Tell him to save my best friend when he meets her in 2011. She went down the wrong path and ruined her life. You could have saved her, but you chose not to. But you knew better

 

[Mr. Negative]

Yes it's the worst period of you life.

but stay focused.

 

[Mr. Negative]

then I would promptly cease to exist.

 

[marcuz]

i've give myself stock tips, lotto #s and cellphone app ideas.

trying to explain how an idea like snapchat or vine could be worth hundreds of millions would be kinda odd though

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

I'd be about to turn 23, hmmmm. If I knew I'd get this far, I would have told myself to work hard lol...

 

[Blackking]

you don't NEED p*ssy. a drought wont actually kill you.


stop spending so much money dumbass... you're gonna feel disgusted when u add it up. and the phrase " I can't take it w me" is retarded.

 

[skeetsinternal]

"pullout" chic name Denika
"pullout" chic name Karen
"you only know her by her screen name, pullout"
"don't make her falls asleep without washing that nut out her p*ssy"
"don't open that Blackplanet account"
"don't leave her alone in your car and lock the glove compartment"
"her father works for the sheriff don't go over there at 2 am thru the unlocked basement door that bytch left open for you"
"try pawging"
"make her use Peter Pan, she wasn't worth Grey Hound" chic named Towonda
"Haitian p*ssy will be your downfall"
"delete your SOHH account"
"she 17"
"sell the house, the market value of house is higher then than now in 2014-15"

 

[Easy-E]

No trollin: It's okay...you're not gonna drop out of college if you socialize. Your father came up in different circumstances.

 

[Fart Knocker]

1. dont break the law in the BX
2. dont break the law on the NJ turnpike
3. dont pass out on the train

 

[Fart Knocker]

"make her use Peter Pan, she wasn't worth Grey Hound" chic named Towonda"

arent peter pan and greyhound the same thing, greyhound just owns peter pan? cause ive bought greyhound tickets but they put us on a peter pan bus

 

[Cheeky]

Don't marry that guy.

 

[eufemism]

study to get better grades and get into a better college

actually talk to people and make more friends

take advantage of high school being easy and having time to hit up chicks and hangout all the time


i fukked up in HS brehs. I've been doing the same in college too. I gotta change quick because I'm already half way done.

 

[skeetsinternal]

arent peter pan and greyhound the same thing, greyhound just owns peter pan? cause ive bought greyhound tickets but they put us on a peter pan bus

I have no idea, it was her suggestion, I coughed up about $50 for ticket.