You get kidnapped by aliens...

[Complexion]

One of them just wants to chop you up and experiment:

But the Brehlien says "Lets make it interesting... If you can ask me a question I've never heard before or is amusing and makes me think I'll not only let you live but will give you your own spaceship. No Saab".

What would you ask and how do you think the Brehlein would answer?

Now, bear in mind this is the first time they've visited Earth and they have no idea about our culture, species or foibles in terms of specifics like how we think, wish and live but have an immense amount of knowledge about the laws governing the cosmos, astrophysics, higher dimensions and that kind of thing.

 

[Chrishaune]

you mean fallen angels, or hybrids.......

 

[Complexion]

you mean fallen angels, or hybrids.......

 

[weather so breezy]

why does my ass itch when i chew gum

 

[010101]

tell them think of something better to do*

 

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

one can be from any galaxy and still be a representative of Harlem, it is a way of life. If you agree then one cannot experiment with a man and continue to reside in Harlem...

Alien breh might contemplate his conundrum and decide to remain a representative to the fullest. won't be no chopping and probing going on around here no homo.

after we dap it up we hit the strip on Adromeda and look at 3 tittied bytches with booties that got they own gravity. then i tell him he should really just pick up some flat earthers and tell them they can live if they can find the edge of the earth from his spacecraft. after that alien breh never has a moral dilemma again and gets all the victims he needs while the earth gets cleansed in the process.

 

[Blown Moon]

Can you blow this planet up and let me leave with you?

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

Which one of you would win in a fight?



I’d instigate them into forgetting about me and try to get them to kill each other while I find a safe corner to wait it out and take over the ship.

 

[DPresidential]

If superdeterminism is what rules our universe, which essentially makes free will a fallacy ; what would a world look like where free will actually exists and how, if possible, could that come about?



For reference.

 

[Cat piss martini]

who got/had the most fire
patch of p*ssy on earth?

alien: damn man.
alien 2: this nikka.
alien: i wanna say eartha kitt....but that one bytch that pharaoh had.
alien 2: the bytch he had beheaded for cheating.
alien: yeah her!!!!!!!!!
alien: nancy reagan had goat head.
alien 2: can we go check the computer.
me: fukk naw.......this off the head shyt.
alien 2: you dont make the rules mufukka!
alien: he's got us man......pull his whip up.
me:

alien 2: not even an anal probe???
me: stop liking mon brehdren.

 

[MischievousMonkey]

How many aliens does it take to change a lightbulb?

Who is dahell?

Probably doesn't even know what a lightbulb is.

 

[Umoja]

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Run me my spaceship.

Seeing as they haven't been to Earth before, the challenge is pretty easy. You could just ask them how many bricks were used to built the statue of liberty.

 

[Flexington]

How can you speak my language if this is your first visit to earth?

 

[Double Burger With Cheese]

You not about to kidnap me then make me ask you some silly ass questions. They gon kill me cause I’m one of them difficult ass nikkas

 

[GhettoTeK]

why does my ass itch when i chew gum

Cause you dirty