You get one free open-handed slap...

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Who you picking?

 

[2Quik4UHoes]

Two questions:

1. Can brass knuckles be used in said slap?

2. If yes to 1, can said slap instead be a balled up fist. A lot of those faces need more than a slap....

In the meantime, I’ll go with Trump.

 

[The axe murderer]

As big as I am the slap would lead to permanent nerve damage

 

[old pig]

trump...he’s old enough that I think I could do long-lasting damage...desantis was a close second but dude has a giant head...I don’t think I’d do as much damage

 

[radio rahiem]

Can’t decide

 

[Kingcobrakai]

Why isn’t Mitch McConnell on the list?

 

[the cac mamba]

sean hannity, then ted cruz, then everyone else is a distant second. i hope hannity gets brain cancer

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

Why isn’t Mitch McConnell on the list?

fukk.

 

[The axe murderer]

Why isn’t Mitch McConnell on the list?

Op may be against animal abuse particularly turtles

 

[ExodusNirvana]

I did'nt see Turtleface so I went with Ben Shapiro

 

[jerniebert]

fukk Devin Nunes!

 

[Consigliere]

Tucker Carlson all day

 

[killacal]

Tucker Carlson all day

Couldn't choose between him and steven Miller

I voted Miller

 

[Robbie3000]

Cruz face screams to be hit. Open handed or otherwise.

 

[mc_brew]

can i bytch slap the whole entire cac race instead....?