You get one free open-handed slap...

I’m giving Trump a stomach punch.

but an open hand slap is definitely Tucker Carlson.

 

Man it's so hard to choose just one...

Trump

 

Can you line them up in a semi-circle and smack them all in one go?

 

trump cause he let people die on his watch

 

I couldn't pick one and I'd like to add Greenwald

 

Trump is probably the correct answer, but as a Wisconsinite, I've been wanting to palm strike Ron Johnson into a seizure since day one.

 

I originally voted hannity but your post and recency bias made me switch to johnson. This stunt about reading the bill outloud has me incensed

 

People are starting to see how stupid this dumbass hayseed is. fukked up part is he might not be the worst federal official from here.

 

I had the exact same mental image.

Gotta have a nice circle slap for sure.

He's doing too much - in a state like Wisconsin his seat can't be safe, right?

 

@Rhakim

My opinion, I think he's doing too much where he'll probably energize the Dem base - which is built around the major population centers (Milwaukee, Madison, Racine, Eau Claire; Green Bay is a mixed bag) if he ran again for Senate. He's got a better shot at the governor's seat. Obviously, his antics are all red meat for a Rethug. They'd vote for him in a heartbeat, no matter what.

I do have some reservations about the Dems who've declared or are looking at running: Alex Lasry (Bucks owner's son), Sarah Godlewski (state treasurer), Ron Kind (moderate Dem congressman) and Mandela Barnes (Lt. Governor.)

Lasry can easily buy an election like RoJo, but I don't think he can reinvent himself into that "Aww shucks, I'm a farm boy like you" persona that plays well in the rural areas. The state treasurer does nothing of consequence. Kind's held office forever, but isn't well known outside of western Wisconsin. Barnes has come a long way and is a good brotha, but he'd be heavily reliant on those big cities to carry him. Hillbillies ain't fukking with a Black dude from Milwaukee.

 

This is the perfect song for this

 

Ben Shapiro. I can't believe he doesn't have more votes.
I bet that dude walks around squadded up at all times.

 

Knocking Ted Cruz the fukk out Ron Johnson close second

 

I sometimes wonder why more pundits don’t get pressed and slumped in public like rappers. I would think if Tucker Carlson or Sean Hannity ever went to the mall or out for a drink in any populated city they’d get pressed.

Maybe they walk around with security like 69 all the time. I don’t know.

 

Damn, I can't even call it, that's a tough decision