You get to make a black version of one movie, which one you picking?

[cyndaquil]

I'm picking the 40 year old virgin and it'll star a coli breh who spent 8 hours a day posting on forums for 20 years and never had time to lose his virginity

I'd cast Kenan Thompson as the lead and Tiffany Haddish as the single mom that let's him smash finally.

The movie would end with Kenan posting bout his first sexual experience in a thread titled "I just had the worst sex of my LIFE tonight"

What bout yall?

 

[Software]

I'm picking the 40 year old virgin and it'll star a coli breh who spent 8 hours a day posting on forums for 20 years and never had time to lose his virginity

I'd cast Kenan Thompson as the lead and Tiffany Haddish as the single mom that let's him smash finally.

The movie would end with Kenan posting bout his first sexual experience in a thread titled "I just had the worst sex of my LIFE tonight"

What bout yall?

 

[Calibrated]

 

[Warren Peace]

I'm picking the 40 year old virgin and it'll star a coli breh who spent 8 hours a day posting on forums for 20 years and never had time to lose his virginity

I'd cast Kenan Thompson as the lead and Tiffany Haddish as the single mom that let's him smash finally.

The movie would end with Kenan posting bout his first sexual experience in a thread titled "I just had the worst sex of my LIFE tonight"

What bout yall?

The King starring Timothee chalamet

 

[Wig Twistin Season]

I’d update Pretty Woman and call it shytty Woman.

It’s about a man who called out sick from work to get a motel room in hopes of having the best sex of his life only to get a night he’ll never forget and a smell that he wishes he could.

 

[Money Be Green]

 

[Positive Posting]

Damn my nikka. This is a movie about my life . As many posters as there are here yall can pull your money together and make an independent film that we can submit to Sundance Film Festival. I could save yall some money by starring in it, and I wouldnt mind smashing tiffany hadish on film as long as I get to creampie her.

 

[West Coast Avenger]

Dead Poets Society.... ....a black version would be epic....

 

[cyndaquil]

Damn my nikka. This is a movie about my life . As many posters as there are here yall can pull your money together and make an independent film that we can submit to Sundance Film Festival. I could save yall some money by starring in it, and I wouldnt mind smashing tiffany hadish on film as long as I get to creampie her.

you think we got Tiffany Haddish money as an independent film? You gonna get a coli brehette as your costar and you gonna like it
@Nicole0416_718_929_646212
@Hazel Brown @Coco Loco @CinnaSlim @HarlemHottie @EARFQUAKE
Would yall film a movie with this breh?

 

[DJSmooth]

The first movie that comes to mind is Fight Club

Some lame Steve Urkel nikka that hoes run over and friendzone and then his alternate personality would have been a Denzel Washington Training Day or Idris Elba Stringer Bell from The Wire dude.

 

[Positive Posting]

you think we got Tiffany Haddish money as an independent film? You gonna get a coli brehette as your costar and you gonna like it

Bro, yall really gonna have me starring with a Uncle Clifford lookin ass bytch.

 

[Ozymandeas]

Road Trip.

A Coli simp goes to an HBCU (Howard, Hampton or Morehouse-Spelman) upset because he and his hometown girlfriend were supposed to go to college together. Instead she got into Berkeley and chose to go there. They break up over Christmas, so he and his friends drive cross country over spring break to Cali. They get robbed by jackboys. Get fukked with by the police. Met a bunch of bad bishes on spring break but, they're in a cult. Eventually their POS car breaks down and the only people that will pick up a bunch of black guys are Jehovah's Witnesses. They make it there finally, only to see his ex is dating a cac At some point in the movie, he meets a cutie along the way that goes to a different college in the same city as him

 

[Positive Posting]

Road Trip.

A Coli simp goes to an HBCU (Howard, Hampton or Morehouse-Spelman) upset because he and his hometown girlfriend were supposed to go to college together. Instead she got into Berkeley and chose to go there. They break up over Christmas, so he and his friends drive cross country over spring break to Cali. They get robbed by jackboys. Get fukked with by the police. Met a bunch of bad bishes on spring break but, they're in a cult. Eventually their POS car breaks down and the only people that will pick up a bunch of black guys are Jehovah's Witnesses. They make it there finally, only to see his ex is dating a cac At some point in the movie, he meets a cutie along the way that goes to a different college in the same city as him

Is the cutie also a cac, its the only way this works.

 

[3rdWorld]

The War of the Roses.

Original was Michael Douglas, Kathleen Turner and Danny Devito..
Mines Denzel, Bassett and I need a small round man to play Devito's role.

 

[Dont@Me]

Instead of Lady in Red, this adaptation will be Lady Instead.
It will be about an entitled single mother who has trouble finding a male partner, so she decides to try out women.
Starring Janelle Monae.