You go to a pool party and see this

[Cat piss martini]

Enjoy the free drinks and snacks
and try to not make eye contact
with that horde of Manbearpigs.
Who knows......enough Patron.
May get manbearpig'd

 

[blockburna420]

Which one of you brehs gone save one of these queens if they drowning?

 

[NinoBrown]

Diabetes overloading....pavement cracking....swimsuits holding on for dear life...smdh...

 

[Zero]

 

[Originalman]

if they all get in the pool at once, so much water would be displaced.
they could reduce that pool to a puddle just by being in it.

In the defense of the sistas the one in the blue jeans and the last one in line. Probably don't have any issues pulling men.

 

[jeh]

I would show up to swim, then ask to use the pool

 

[chosenaledge13]

Get fukked up, and get top from #5 and #11 while killing some wings

Hate smash em with the face and leave before the post-nut clarity kick in

 

[Robbie3000]

I'd prolly at the confidence while I shoot the shyt with folks at the party.

They prolly cool people. Let them live.

This is clout chasing. 95% of the comments are other women talking about body confidence and talking shyt a about “diet culture”.

These broads need to lose weight for their own good and people telling them it’s okay to be this obese obviously don’t give a fukk about them.

The thin people talking about “body confidence” in public are probably laughing behind their backs.

The least they could do is dress for their body type. Put on a one piece and one of those coverings fat girls used to wear with swim suits back when people had sense.

 

[Strapped]

Last one could get it

 

[Memorial Stadium Piru]

Eat some ribs, listen to some music, play dominoes/spades, sip some Henny & shoot my shot at one of them

 

[Tim2520]

There’s some dudes out there that really like them this size and be putting the battery in their backs

 

[mannyrs13]

Swim and eat the food

Swim? You think there'll be space in the water for you?

 

[BlaccSunrise]

Pull up, get all their numbers, and make every single one of them my concubine.

 

[BlaccSunrise]

FUPA in the front

 

[CW_1991]

Can't tell them shyt.

If I was there I'd just mind my business