You Gotta Be An Attention Seeking/Flashy dude to get chicks in 2016

[ChiefQueen]

Start working out a lot. Get some muscle definition and abs. Start posting pics of yourself shirtless on ig, also post yourself in flashy rental cars, posing in front of your nice house. Then when you get some social media falling start going to clubs in Toronto- Mercer, Musik and start eating. Also, make sure you got some 'swag' and a little bit of attitude/arrogance women love that...or if anything I love that.

 

[Rawtid]

That ass ain't useless when I'm clapping them cheeks on a daily basis.

Could pass on the scent, tho.

Can she cook though? Boil an egg, toast some bread or something! Then y'all be getting them pregnant and wonder why she's only after your child support.

 

[CinnaSlim]

Not this chick. I'd like a lowkey dude. One who knows how to skate and doesnt mind that I'm a weird hippie that does weird hippie things. One that likes road trips (in a car that I can eat in) and dogs.

Flashy, attention seeking dudes are exhausting. I'm too flighty to have to cater to a man that needs all my attention and I'm not trying to fight or worry about him entertaining a chick for attention.

 

[Bunchy Carter]

I'm coming to grips with the reality that my super low key non flashy style is what's keeping me from running thru bytches.

Like bruh...
I need to get a Range or a BMW.
I need to get nice small gold chain, and I need to get on Instagram and start taking pics of the interesting places I go to really get in the game and catch these hoe attention...

It sucks...
Like I'm cool with the Range and chain but you really gotta be on that gram now and that shyt seems so obnoxious.

Taking pics of receipts and shyt...
Ughhh

I use to be like that. I was picking up no females and I had low self esteem, dusty, broke and just a loser. One day I went to the mall and I went to talk to a girl and she just looked me up and down and laughed at me. That was a killer to my self esteem, I stopped going outside, I stopped taking showers for 3 weeks. One day I went on line and I seen these shoes made by this brother name Tariq Nasheed. The shoes were called The Tariq Elite Flex Step Boots, I bought a pair and a soon I put those boots on my feet; I felt the power. My low self esteem went away.

Thank you Tariq for My Flex Step Boots, it really changed my life

 

[Wild self]

Not this chick. I'd like a lowkey dude. One who knows how to skate and doesnt mind that I'm a weird hippie that does weird hippie things. One that likes road trips (in a car that I can eat in) and dogs.

Flashy, attention seeking dudes are exhausting. I'm too flighty to have to cater to a man that needs all my attention and I'm not trying to fight or worry about him entertaining a chick for attention.

I got a nice whip and I be everywhere

But if you want to get thots OD, you gotta hang with dudes that have that tight mouthpiece and dudes who get money outside of the typical hood shyt.

 

[The Emperor]

I got a nice whip and I be everywhere

But if you want to get thots OD, you gotta hang with dudes that have that tight mouthpiece and dudes who get money outside of the typical hood shyt.

My city doesn't have a night life...
None literally none...
No events so it's like to be the most appealing cat here you gotta be the cat who always going to shyt out of town and posting pics like hey we over there or hey we over here you pretty much gotta make chicks feel like you are their ticket to fun.

 

[Ronnie Lott]

I'm coming to grips with the reality that my super low key non flashy style is what's keeping me from running thru bytches.

Like bruh...
I need to get a Range or a BMW.
I need to get nice small gold chain, and I need to get on Instagram and start taking pics of the interesting places I go to really get in the game and catch these hoe attention...

It sucks...
Like I'm cool with the Range and chain but you really gotta be on that gram now and that shyt seems so obnoxious.

Taking pics of receipts and shyt...
Ughhh

You sound ridiculous

 

[Wild self]

My city doesn't have a night life...
None literally none...
No events so it's like to be the most appealing cat here you gotta be the cat who always going to shyt out of town and posting pics like hey we over there or hey we over here you pretty much gotta make chicks feel like you are their ticket to fun.

Guess you gotta move

 

[SheWantTheD]

I use to be like that. I was picking up no females and I had low self esteem, dusty, broke and just a loser. One day I went to the mall and I went to talk to a girl and she just looked me up and down and laughed at me. That was a killer to my self esteem, I stopped going outside, I stopped taking showers for 3 weeks. One day I went on line and I seen these shoes made by this brother name Tariq Nasheed. The shoes were called The Tariq Elite Flex Step Boots, I bought a pair and a soon I put those boots on my feet; I felt the power. My low self esteem went away.

Thank you Tariq for My Flex Step Boots, it really changed my life

3 weeks?

And are you serious about the shoes?