you guys ever see a wack prostitute?

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you gotta go for the 'no rush' hoes. straight pushovers. pay for a quickie and end up staying there for atleast double that time.

They keep saying 'you only got a couple mins left' but ignore it and just keep piping. They don't have the heart to push you out the p*ssy :lolbron:

That's what I learned...the one or two times I've been with a hooker that is :mjpls:
 

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you gotta go for the 'no rush' hoes. straight pushovers. pay for a quickie and end up staying there for atleast double that time.

They keep saying 'you only got a couple mins left' but ignore it and just keep piping. They don't have the heart to push you out the p*ssy :lolbron:

That's what I learned...the one or two times I've been with a hooker that is :mjpls:

haha you know whats up

a couple weeks ago i had this high class hooker loving me...

she told me she usually only posts on eros for 300/hour but posted an ad on bp for quick cash

i gave her 100 for a half and she liked me so much we spent like 2 hours together. some incredible sex... and we showered together after..

sometimes you win and sometimes you lose at this shyt
 

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LMAO. Just goes to show how oblivious I can be. I just heard about this Backpage sh!t the not to long ago and my jaw dropped. I just couldn't believe it was that for real. I was at a strip club celebrating one of the homies birthday and one of the chicks come up to me talking about lets go to the back so we can fukk? I had to pass because I got the wifey at home and I refuse to pay for what I get for free. But then she grabs my cell phone like she about to put her number in there but instead pulls up the browser and takes me to her "ad" for me to save for later just in case I change my mind.

I was sitting there with the :ohhh: face for a minute. B!tches as far as the eyes could see. I was like....how is this possible? Where are the cops? Then I thought to myself.....:rudy: Its 2013....why the hell not? They probably been doing this sh!t since '06 and my late @ss just catching on. :heh:

:what:

nikka, hoes been fukking for money since before Jesus :dead: @ "been doing it since '06" Ya wife need to let you out the house more breh :aicmon:
 

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nikka, hoes been fukking for money since before Jesus :dead: @ "been doing it since '06" Ya wife need to let you out the house more breh :aicmon:
:stopitslime: No sh!t Sherlock. I was clearly talking about boldly selling their ass on the internet. I guess they had internet before Jesus eh?
 

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U aint scared that shyt gonna be a police sting or something?

U got heart breh
 
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you gotta go for the 'no rush' hoes. straight pushovers. pay for a quickie and end up staying there for atleast double that time.

They keep saying 'you only got a couple mins left' but ignore it and just keep piping. They don't have the heart to push you out the p*ssy :lolbron:

That's what I learned...the one or two times I've been with a hooker that is :mjpls:

:leon::leon::leon:
 

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haha you know whats up

a couple weeks ago i had this high class hooker loving me...

she told me she usually only posts on eros for 300/hour but posted an ad on bp for quick cash

i gave her 100 for a half and she liked me so much we spent like 2 hours together. some incredible sex... and we showered together after..

sometimes you win and sometimes you lose at this shyt
:heh: @ the last shorty i saw letting me smoke all her loud

not only did i fukk for like an hour (for $50)...i got a gang of free weed :mindblown:

i might go see her again..
:dead::dead::dead:

If you give her 5 stars does Backpages give you "Other hoes u might enjoy" like how Netflix be doing?

:deadmanny:
 

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:wtf: N!gga....a review? Them b!tches listed on Amazon or something?

LMAO. You got me feeling like Jim Carey in The Truman Show when he realized there was a whole 'nother real world out there.

Those 2 comments you made on the first page just now makes you look very very very very very out of touch breh :beli:

its not the problem of not being familiar with the backpage hoe scene because not everyone is. But even if its your first time hearing about it, the reactions you give sound like someone who just came off the banana boat from some unknown town across the world.

I mean really breh? :beli:

It reminds me of this retarded kid in my class when i was back in high school 3 years ago act surprised about sex on craigslist and said "people actually can buy hookers on craigslist....i thought that was just for tvs and stuff"

I mean are we not in the internet age people? I seriously sometimes wonder what goes in the minds of people who think like this and are this out of touch and naive. Somewhere in the country there is probably a 82 year old grandma laughing at your idiotic comments on the first page.

"been doing it since 2006..."
 

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saw this black ho after lunch...

she wouldn't do anything i asked and had a big attitude for no reason

couldn't even stay hard she was so wack :shaq2:


Me: I saw that review of u in there.....if u don't like what u do then why make people waste their money? 12:37 AM Me: Im not the person who saw you by the way im just a member on that site where u spoke about seein u 12:37 AM Me: DO u like going to a hairdresser or any service and having people make u waste ur $. Get rid of the shytty attitude bytch u aint pay no taxes 12:38 AM
+12158218428: fukk u fakkit u ass bytch u know how easy it is to change my number? Get a life u fukkin p*ssy 12:59 AM
 
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