you guys into phone sex?

[john goodman]

Did it with a pof ho today... kinda fun I guess

 

[Illuminatos]

 

[Anti-Anime]

I can only imagine how many government wiretappers have listening to people's rediculous convos.

 

[Uncle Kingpin]

Im only into physical sex

 

[Kenny West]

lemme get theme music in here



but nah...not really. Had a chick that played with herself while we was on the phone...said she was just gonna get off to my voice

I was just trying to say random bullshyt in my best Barry White impression voice like "You do need to clean your damn room. And when I see you again bake them fukkin muffffffins " while she was like "don't stop! don't stop!"

All in all that shyt was pretty weird

 

[Moose_Greyjoy]

 

[OPTiMO]

When I was in high school, talking in a high whisper so my mom didn't wake up

 

[Ricky Church]

what am I, 7 years old? gtfoh breh.

 

[UpAndComing]

When I was in high school, talking in a high whisper so my mom didn't wake up

 

[The 2020 New Member]

Had a chick that played with herself while we was on the phone...said she was just gonna get off to my voice

I was just trying to say random bullshyt in my best Barry White impression voice like "You do need to clean your damn room. And when I see you again bake them fukkin muffffffins " while she was like "don't stop! don't stop!"

All in all that shyt was pretty weird

story of my life.

 

[skeetsinternal]

Did it with a pof ho today... kinda fun I guess

I got a chic pregnant over phone sex. After we were done she was so horny she fukked her husband and got pregnant

 

[KOOL-AID]

lemme get theme music in here



but nah...not really. Had a chick that played with herself while we was on the phone...said she was just gonna get off to my voice

I was just trying to say random bullshyt in my best Barry White impression voice like "You do need to clean your damn room. And when I see you again bake them fukkin muffffffins " while she was like "don't stop! don't stop!"

All in all that shyt was pretty weird

Same but she fell asleep on me after she was done
.......... did she use me to bust a nut long distance.

 

[brickfare]

skype, maybe

 

[King Poetic]

OP ON SOME

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

I've become way too jaded for stuff like that. I don't want no damn phone sex, hand jobs, and I don't wanna fingerbang no chicks.........straight to the hole.