You have a date with a bad chick at a new restaurant. You sit down, open the menu and see this:

[Higher Tech]

And your worse feature is that u are a pacers fan

 

[Gains]

she's looking over the menu like "i'm soooo hungry"



what do you do?

I'm a vegan

 

[Ain't That Something]

At least the place had the prices on the menu

I legit know a nikka that got hit with a thousand dollar bill of some shyt like that. That nikka was sick the next day

 

[MercuryHayes]

better hit up five guys

Oh she will

 

[Regine Hunter]

Oh she will

 

[fanny pack]

lmao at those prices. even if i had beyonce money i wouldnt pay that much for food

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Tell her we leaving... If she don't like it then fukk her too

 

[Kartel13]

Step your certs game up

 

[bigdikkbandit]

Close the menu and head to Mcdonalds

If shawty down for McDonald's instead of this she the one

 

[Zero]

At least the place had the prices on the menu

Spoiler

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Bounce

Go to the nearest gas station

Buy a bag of jack link's beef jerky and a bottle of A-1 and cheap red wine

Go to the park overlooking the lake

She will be like "boy u crazy"

Proceed to get head in the whip

 

[Jahmal]

lol u can tell yall dudes r simps....

because a real nikka would be thinking "ill bounce and if she trip ill replace her with my #2

^^ #HOH brotha

 

[HacksawJimThuggin]

like dudes have said, any chick worth a damn will take one look at that menu and say "the fukk is this? nah" and be down to go somewhere else... unless she's a gold digger, then she'll call the waiter over and order an appetizer, entree, and dinner

 

[The_Sheff]

how are you going to get mad at her? YOU took her there

Dont matter, no chick worth being with would look at those prices and not even mention it.

If she was actually cool she would make a joke about going somewhere else and just giving her the rest of the cash.

 

[rahji]

I'm ordering whatever appetizer I want, and she'll be under the table giving me top. If it's epic, then she gets to order dinner.. or else...