You just purchased thecoli.com. What’s your first move?

[Justin Nitsuj]

I'll get rid of every c00n and weirdo on this site and make all non black people pay to register on here monthly.

Also, I'll open registration but make to the point where people gotta verify that they're black. And officially kill off Pawgset and Catset

 

[Kurt off them percs]

Change "daps" to dikk riding

 

[JadeB]

Open registration

 

[Cat piss martini]

1# I'd make a lane for the creative people here.
(rappers,artists/painters,comedians,singers,musicians,models etc.)

2# the coli would have multimedia.
( enterviews,skits,podcast,showcases,merch etc)

3# Mods would be vetted and bytch nikka free.

4# i'd do a yearly cross country tourbus show
where me and a select group of people would
meet up with other members all over the country
and kick it hard! (strip clubs/foodie spots etc)

the social media presence would have people
trying to kick down the damn doors to get in
and i'll have a section for vetted celebs where
members work to gain enterance.

 

[Cadillac]

Create two separate sub forums.

1. Bolly-Coli:

In this forum all of Naps posts will be automatically routed here no matter what forum he posts on.

2. Curtis Jackson is the best rapper in the WORLD!

In this forum all of the weirdo G-Unit stans who assume its still 2004 and try their best to keep random G-Unit news on the first page of the booth will reside. If they attempt to post in the booth it will be automatically routed to this forum.

Don't forget

90s rap / coli

In this forum all of the Nas vs Jay threads go in here, threads about what Pac ate the day he died, who is your favorite Wu tang threads, and all other hip hop things that precede 2002 go in here

The sad part is stuff like this^^^^ takes 75% of the coli so that's ridding the forum of almost everything

 

[GPBear]

I’d ban everyone not named cozy carl

 

[Noriega]

Do a lottery for open registration

 

[klientel]

I'd open every cell in Attica send em to Africa

That line was always hilarious to me

Attica is a max security prison. Brehs in Africa probably like…

why he wanna send all them crazy muthafukkas here?!?

 

[feelosofer]

If I owned the coli.

Any thing posted as news has to he corroborated in at least 3 legitimate sources. Otherwise it is labeled as rumor/gossip.

Anything involving current events or news, science etc. Will be routed to Higher Learning. The Lockerroom will be clear of this.

Mods have to be voted for.

Sell more space.

Open registration 4 times a year.

Create a more uniform standard of behavior on the forum the rules apply to everyone even mods who can lose their priveleges if they do not comply.

 

[Jean Jacket]

News section. Maybe there is one... don't know.

Vote off thread system. Hidden votes with a total of 1/3 bans from thread. All posts deleted.

How To section.

GMB app. Somebody made a runner a few years ago. The concept was hilarious.

Live Chat Sports/Music events. With Coli Cash betting.

 

[Jalether]

Ban all the suspected cacs and c00ns
Replace the mods with unbiased and professional ones
Do a better job marketting and growing the site

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Change the rep/dap system. If you're in the red, you can only make three threads a week and can only post a certain amount per day. If you're in the red and want to post more, you need to pay a fee.

If three of your threads get bushed, you're suspended for two days. It resets every month. If you have more than three bushed threads in a month, you get a two month ban.

Open registration every quarter and have more mods. When registration is opened, it will be on a random day and the window will only be open for like three days. Suspicious email names will require further vetting to determine whether you're a troll or not. If a racist troll gets in, they're banned quickly and permanently.

Have poster of the month and poster of the year for each subforum. If you get poster of the month, you get a $20 Amazon gift card. Poster of the year gets a $100 gift card. Poster of the month runner ups get a $5 gift card and poster of the year runner ups get a $20 gift card.

If posters have an issue with each other and those issues derail threads, those posters are automatically put on ignore from each other for a month or two. If after that month or so goes by and they continue to do it, they're banned for a month. If they come back and still with the BS they're banned permanently.

 

[Formerly Black Trash]

Change "daps" to dikk riding

Good idea

 

[richaveli83]

 

[Chrome2279]

Why they stop registration anyway?