You know it's time to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.

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It's about that time. I haven't had sex in for-freaking-ever. :mjcry:

I made a thread on here in the past about HOW do you go about just having a casual sexual relationship.

I was married for a few years, divorced and single (focusing on goals and work). But sometimes, double clicking your own mouse just isn't enough :lolbron:

I have a second date with someone but I feel like that's so soon to sleep together. Even though we've been talking for a month. What are your thoughts brehs/brehettes?

Finding people to have sex with is easy, it's just someone worth having sex with.

You ladies have any friends with benefits? @Ooh Marty you want to share the number of that Nigerian guy that blew your back out
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You know it's time to get laid when you're walking around the grocery and seeing vegetables like "HMMMM I wonder if that can go in my vagina?" :lolbron:
It hasn't gotten that bad for me yet. It's been a couple of months. I can get sex... but I like to have sex when I'm in relationship and not a random man.
 

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