You know that your girl is getting fat when..

[Cynic]

I put a ring on it, she gave me two beautiful sons then had what looks like my 3rd child get stuck in her stomach these past two years.

Not so easy.

Can't say I feel your plight. You stuck with that woman. :jiggalol:

Get her to eat right and hit the gym with you.

 

[Bob Loblaw]

when she carries around fam size bags of doritos in her purse

 

[skeetsinternal]

-The helicopter propeller motion of her t*ts during sex get more pronounced

 

[Scustin Bieburr]

Always wearing flats or wack ass 3" heels and can't rock sexy high heels and if she do she spends 3/4 of the night carrying them around

All her online picks are cropped like driver lisence or she always has someone in front of her in group pix

She sounds like big punisher on the phone taking mad short breathes

 

[Erdos]

I put a ring on it, she gave me two beautiful sons then had what looks like my 3rd child get stuck in her stomach these past two years.

Not so easy.

 

[Mr. Somebody]

She accuses you of eating her ice cream and you didn't even touch it

You find yourself staring at her thinking *wow, you got big* She looks at you like Whats wrong?

When she takes off her pants and it looks like blood circulation has been cut off from the waist down. You cant wear them pants no more girl

 

[EffedUp]

I put a ring on it, she gave me two beautiful sons then had what looks like my 3rd child get stuck in her stomach these past two years.

Not so easy.

 

[jerniebert]

When havoc makes a thread asking if he should smash.