You get mad when people call or try to come over past 10:30 P.M. or earlier than 8:30 A.M.
When your friend wants to go over in the trendy clothes and you tell them "that's for young people"
When you would rather spend your weekend in the house and the funniest thing you've done all day was went to Wal-mart.
When the heels get "retired" and all you wear is ballet flats.
When you are at work and damn near screaming in the phone because you can't hear what the person is saying.
When all of your friends are married and have kids, except you and that one friend that you believe is a 40 y/o virgin.
When you tell stories of when you were younger and you show kids the pictures and they are like that is the old days.
