You know you getting old when

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

When you make a loud ass ARGHHHHHH sound anytime you get up or sit down.

My Dad always does that and I caught myself doing it getting in and out of my car.

I'm breaking that habit I swear.

 

[re'up]

I'm 30, but when I hear my middle school shyt on the old station, Next 'Too Close', 'Back At One', 'Only You', even 'Can't Nobody Hold Me Down', I hear my age, I feel the years since those days....

 

[H@LLOW]

When you cum under 17 minutes ...

 

[Jack Trippa 3z company ho]

When you pass up free good seats to the game cuz you don't wanna deal with the crowds.

When you lose hair where you want it and grow hair where you don't.

 

[Clayton Endicott]

Just thinking about Melo, D.Wade, Dirk retiring
Having all those dope Slam magazine, Vibe, Jet, Rolling Stone covers too

Vibe, The Source, XXL, Rap Pages my grandma kept all her issues of Jet and Ebony on deck cuz she knew when I came down I was gonna run through em. Beauty Of The Week . Those were the days

 

[Yinny]

When I say I fell asleep (and I missed your party/call/whatever) and it's 1000% true

Wake up before the sun and get antsy if you still out by sundown

 

[BrehWyatt]

You look forward to shyt like buying tupperware because you're trying to step your weekend food prep game up.

When you base your grocery list around what you need and what's on sale that week/what coupons you got.

When your folks start asking when you're going to settle down.

 

[Yinny]

When watching Power or Homeland when they air (Sundays at 9,10) got you feeling like a rebel

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

when you spend more on groceries than clothes/shoes each month

when sleeping in past 9am feels like you're letting the day get away from you

 

[Wild self]

When you can't drink heavily two nights in a row

I used to get lit Thursday, Friday, Saturday and have a few beers while watching football on Sunday

my body can't do that no more

You get wasted Friday night and don't recover till Sunday afternoon

 

[patscorpio]

oh yeah...yesterday i got excited because i found a more efficient combination to clean my bathtub

i went to k-mart and got the following

and

it cut down my shower cleaning by 20 mins and i was ...yup old

 

[BrehWyatt]

oh yeah...yesterday i got excited because i found a more efficient combination to clean my bathtub

i went to k-mart and got the following

and

it cut down my shower cleaning by 20 mins and i was ...yup old

Breh, I found out that Scrubbing Bubbles + a Swiffer is when it comes to cleaning/wiping down a bathtub, and you ain't gotta be bent over or on the ground forever fukking with it.

 

[patscorpio]

Breh, I found out that Scrubbing Bubbles + a Swiffer is when it comes to cleaning/wiping down a bathtub, and you ain't gotta be bent over or on the ground forever fukking with it.

thats exactly the reason..all that bending over shyt is not cool......i had a small hand scrubber and i used to use that to scrub my shower using regular all purpose cleaner with bleach and comet..i had to really scrub to get rid of the ring around my tub, the walls, and whatnot...it was damn near a workout lol..scrubbing bubbles lifted that dirt like it was nothing breh...i sprayed the whole tub with it and let it sit for about 5 mins...dirt came off with ease...used that extendable scrubber and adjustable shower head...was done in 10 mins..spotless

 

[puppetmaster]

oh yeah...yesterday i got excited because i found a more efficient combination to clean my bathtub

i went to k-mart and got the following

and

it cut down my shower cleaning by 20 mins and i was ...yup old

Breh, I found out that Scrubbing Bubbles + a Swiffer is when it comes to cleaning/wiping down a bathtub, and you ain't gotta be bent over or on the ground forever fukking with it.

When you scroll over a convo like this and almost instinctively you save the pics to try it out yourself then.

You .. Just. .. Might. .. Be. ..

 

[Easy-E]

lol damn I'm turning 20 in 3 weeks but yall sounding in here

I should neg you