ReturnOfJudah
Veteran
After playing basketball your body feels broken down the next day






When if you ain't out the house by 9pm, you ain't going out that night![]()
on my couch until like 9-9:30..woke up and was like fukk!!!
..its too late to get into some shyt..brought it in drinking henny and watching the new years concerts lol
When the rookies in the NBA are younger than you.![]()


When people at work ask me if I got plans for the weekend I look at them likeYou tell on kids
Women in their early 20s call you sir
Young people watch their mouth in your presence
You enjoy not going out
You can spend a weekend in the house with no fukks given
You yell at your kids for making the slightest sounds when you're trying to rest
Old ladies start looking fukk able
Your legs feel like they weigh 100 pounds in the morning when you try to jog.
Your knees sound like rice Krispies when you squat and stand
. Especially after we do one of those six day work weeks. fukkers must be crazy.When they retire and you swear they only been in the league a few yearsWhen professional athletes are called old but still younger than you![]()

Right. You can clearly remember their freshmen year in collegeWhen they retire and you swear they only been in the league a few years![]()

Bruh, when Tim Duncan retired and they talked about how long he was in the league, I was legitRight. You can clearly remember their freshmen year in college![]()
cuz I remember watching him at Wake Forest like it was yesterday 