You know your getting old when...

[ChrisDorner]

Oh she told you that??? Really?? She did really?








....and you believed it didn't you.....bless yo heart.

sorry but not all men are uncapable of making women orgasm

& for the record She usually didn't come when we was fukking.

She usually only came when I ate the p*ssy

Not all bytches lying breh

 

[ltheghost]

Them hangovers past the age of 25 is no joke. Back when I was 18-22, I drank like a horse in parties, and still went to class the next day without problems. Now, If I get wasted that night, I can't recover till like 2 days later.

I feel that pain! I'm 31 and if I go hang out I'm drinking nothing harder than a damn beer. Those are cool. But if you drink some liquor or even four glasses of wine...you wake up the next morning like . Then going to work in the morning not wanting to talk to anyone because that fukking hangover won't leave....it's nightmarish. Get old brehs..

 

[Wild self]

I feel that pain! I'm 31 and if I go hang out I'm drinking nothing harder than a damn beer. Those are cool. But if you drink some liquor or even four glasses of wine...you wake up the next morning like . Then going to work in the morning not wanting to talk to anyone because that fukking hangover won't leave....it's nightmarish. Get old brehs..

That shyt is crazy how the human body can't tolerate recovering from liquor so quickly after a certain age. That is why I tell young college freshmen dudes not to rush getting 21 so quick, cause after 21, you begin to lose something that you once took for granted.

 

[ltheghost]

That shyt is crazy how the human body can't tolerate recovering from liquor so quickly after a certain age. That is why I tell young college freshmen dudes not to rush getting 21 so quick, cause after 21, you begin to lose something that you once took for granted.

I miss my 21 year old metabolism!!! Could drink all night get up the next morning and go hoop....now....It's just sad...

 

[A.V.]

She not even dat sexy but

I could blast dem pink walls while she yappin off about the infant death toll in Cambodian insurgent raids and still have no shame

 

[SmarkMero]

... You start finding news anchor hos to be sexy than a mfer

 

[A.V.]

 

[Shadow King]

According to this thread I'm old

When athletes you grew up watching have sons playing now.

 

[observe]

Give me a young tender over those news anchors any day tho

 

[Tommy Knocks]

...
..

white women been getting thicker these past few years. that paris hilton anorexic look done gone out the window. we knew theyd jump on board eventually.

 

[Marco Zen]

She not even dat sexy but

Umm did you just say my girl brooke "ain't all that sexy"???

Mfer ill slap you!! Da fukk wrong wit you!!!!!

 

[flea]

When Uncles and cousins from your younger days hit you with the "Boy i remember when you was this tall" and you don't remember them at all.
Then you turn into that Uncle and ya nephew don't remember you

Lol something similar happened to me last weekend lol. One of my best friend's little nephews I used to train at the gym don't remember me for shyt little motherfukkers were with they girlfriends so they prolly wanted to look cool

 

[Wild self]

white women been getting thicker these past few years. that paris hilton anorexic look done gone out the window. we knew theyd jump on board eventually.

Problem is, whites dudes love that type of women nowadays and they taking them away from us.

 

[Urahara_Kisuke]

-When you tell a dude at work born in 1992 that Mark Wahlberg used to be a singer/rapper and he legit doesn't believe you.
-When you have no fukking idea what's going on in cartoons your nieces/nephews are watching
-When your dad gets free breakfast at Hardees

 

[Tommy Knocks]

She not even dat sexy but

I could blast dem pink walls while she yappin off about the infant death toll in Cambodian insurgent raids and still have no shame

how thick are these snow cougars getting.