You know you're American when....

[marcuz]

only 18% of the population has a passport? i don't believe that


edit: Passport Statistics it's closer to 40%

 

[O.iatlhawksfan]

I agree. fukk America!! The system is always trying to take you down over here

 

[Last Dayze]

US Senate Approves Sex with Animals for Military Personnel - Godfather Politics

and you wonder why they call them "the beast"

 

[semtex]

16 8 Homs

the fukk is that

 

[Amare's Right Hook]

Lakers vs Spurs

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

that cant be real can it?

 

[Greenhornet]

fukk the world

 

[Heafcliffe]

silly negroes don't even see the quotation marks. keep defending the country that hates you.

Ok, Ras Kass. I've always felt this way.

 

[Heafcliffe]

"You talk non stop about living in the greatest country on earth despite the fact that only 18% of your population even has a passport, let alone seen another country.

You sterilize the needles you use to administer the lethal injection.

You are proud of living in a 'land of the free' which happens to hold 20% of the worlds prison population, as well as having the largest proportion of people in jail of any population on earth.

You worry that 21 is too young an age to drink but not that having 50,000 handgun murders a year is a problem.

You criticize a democrat candidate for being socialist, while the republican president socializes your entire national economy (you are now the equal and socialist sponsors of Man Utd thanks to Bush) without you noticing or caring.

You only enter wars to defend democracy when the opposite side declare war on you, but happily start wars that you lose with tin pot dictators all over the world.

You spend more on defence than education or health.

Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke."

Bass ackwards shyt right chea.

 

[Premeditated]

you know you're a Eurofag when you can't stop talking about how America thinks they're the center of the universe and it's so arrogant.

you know you're a Eurofag when the topic of America comes up, you can't repeating that "nobody cares about America" even though you're on a American website, you're influenced by American music and you imitate American people.


America the beautiful.

home of and and

Get mad, you Euro cock-suckers. which ever one of y'all reading this.

 

[BAMBA]

 

[Fmju]

America don't even be bragging like that. But when we do other countries start getting jealous.

And even with all these short comings, our country is still 10 times better than yours

Stay mad before we nuke your shyt into the bushes

 

[YoungPlaya]

fukk any other country but america

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

"You talk non stop about living in the greatest country on earth despite the fact that only 18% of your population even has a passport, let alone seen another country.

You sterilize the needles you use to administer the lethal injection.

You are proud of living in a 'land of the free' which happens to hold 20% of the worlds prison population, as well as having the largest proportion of people in jail of any population on earth.

You worry that 21 is too young an age to drink but not that having 50,000 handgun murders a year is a problem.

You criticize a democrat candidate for being socialist, while the republican president socializes your entire national economy (you are now the equal and socialist sponsors of Man Utd thanks to Bush) without you noticing or caring.

You only enter wars to defend democracy when the opposite side declare war on you, but happily start wars that you lose with tin pot dictators all over the world.

You spend more on defence than education or health.

Your idea of a healthy option is a diet coke."

@ this nikka running with some shyt posted by a Euro fakkit to hate on his own country

@ this nikka who has never taken care of himself nor lived in any other country trying to drop knowledge

graduate first mafukka

 

[Red Omega]

so move then