When you play a prank on your girl and put your dikk in a hot dog bun and it makes you hungry 


You're neck skin is six shades darker.
It gets harder and harder to tie your shoes


@MJ Simpson great thread but you got me all ptsd.
I need icecream and a comfy couch so i can keep.browsing these coli threads i missed out on during the week.
Then ima go for a run or power tap.

I'm done!Naw the stomach makes it hard to bend over.Due to "man boobs" blocking the view.

Tha skin on your inner thighs gets raw from tha friction of them rubbing up against each other when u walk.
Any more signs of bein a fatass? Let's talk about it![]()

RuthlessYou make threads about ways your know you're fat![]()

Put on 30 pounds in the last two years and haven't been in the gym since 2016![]()

you stop wiping your ass because it's just not possible anymore.
